[ Religion & Spirituality ] Open Question : So what happened to the zombie apocalypse?

currently there are a few reasons why we aren't all... dead this morning A) Macho Man Randy Savage beat jebus and as such no rapture happened B) It was all bullshit anyway C) Christians like to scare the crap out of everyone for no reason D) Religion as a whole is a load of crap I believe its all of these things but I am curious as to what the crazies think...

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110522075904AAwsCWx

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