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Lance Armstrong is done going ball out to fight the doping charges against him and is throwing up his hands and giving up. Because Lance is done brawling with those bitches at the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency, he will be stripped of all 7 of his Tour De France titles and his Olympic bronze medal and he isn't allowed to ever compete professionally again.
Lance still claims that he did not have relations with that syringe full of performance enhancing drugs, but he's ending the dope hunt against him, because a ho can only take so much. Lance wrote a statement on his website (via People) yesterday and I should warn you, reading the first line will make you pull a tiny disco ball out of your bottom desk drawer (I know you keep one there) and hold it above your head while you swish your hips and sing out the lyrics, "I can't go on, I can't go on no mo nooooo!" You're going to Donna Summer out (or Barbra Streisand out, depending on your mood), so you should warn your co-workers. Here's a piece of Lance's statement:
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in winning my seven Tours since 1999. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a two-year federal criminal investigation followed by Travis Tygart's unconstitutional witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for our foundation and on me leads me to where I am today ? finished with this nonsense.
I had hoped that a federal court would stop USADA?s charade. Although the court was sympathetic to my concerns and recognized the many improprieties and deficiencies in USADA?s motives, its conduct, and its process, the court ultimately decided that it could not intervene.
If I thought for one moment that by participating in USADA?s process, I could confront these allegations in a fair setting and ? once and for all ? put these charges to rest, I would jump at the chance. But I refuse to participate in a process that is so one-sided and unfair. Regardless of what Travis Tygart says, there is zero physical evidence to support his outlandish and heinous claims. The only physical evidence here is the hundreds of controls I have passed with flying colors. I made myself available around the clock and around the world. In-competition. Out of competition. Blood. Urine. Whatever they asked for I provided. What is the point of all this testing if, in the end, USADA will not stand by it?
Since Lance's cycling career is over, he says he will focus on raising money for charity. One of those charities might be the Save Lance From Having To Trade In His Fancy Bikes For A Huffy Foundation, because there's a chance he'll have to pay back all of the prize money he won.
If you're cheering at this shit, because you're happy that Lance finally got his, let me poke at your buzz bubble just a bit. If Lance has to pay back that money, that means you'll soon see his face on Dancing with the (Alleged) Dopers and every other reality shit show, because a check is a check and Lance might need a whole lot of checks right now.
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Above is a video from The Royal YouTube Channel (via Hollywood Life) of Prince Hot Ginge showing off his flawless teleprompter-reading skills while giving us a message about a very important event that I didn't really pay attention to because I was too busy imagining him pant-less and cupping his flaming torch and ginger balls during this entire PSA. For once, I didn't tap my tongue before tapping my nipples to PHG in motion, because I'm saving that for when more priceless of his bare ass cheeks leak all over the Internet.
A high-powered publicist type from the UK named Max Clifford tells UsWeekly that loins must be girded immediately, because the world could see many more pictures of PHG partying with his skin scepter out in Las Vegas. Two American tricks contacted Max to try to sell him more pictures and stories from that night. Since Max doesn't want to get a burn mark on his cheek from The Queen throwing a side-eye at him, he turned the girls down, but those shameless, money-loving whores will eventually sell them to somebody else. (Translation: Call me. I'll trade you those pictures for one autographed Shauna Sand lucite heel I got from eBay and a half-used bottle of Phoebe's Fantasy. Package value - PRICELESS!)
In other PHG news, The Queen is slathering her face shortening and putting all her chunkiest ring on, because she's going to knight the bitches at The Sun right in the face with her fists for going against her orders by putting her grandson's naked ginger body on the cover this morning.
The moral of this story is that the next time PHG has the urge to get asshole-out naked in front of a trashy, American slut with the morals of a used butt plug, he should find me on Skype. I'd never sell him out....unless I needed the money to get a peen skin graft from excessive fapping.
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By Debbie Emery - Radar Reporter
Surf's up for Europe's most eccentric royal!
Proving that you are never too old to wear a two-piece, the 86-year-old Duchess of Alba hit the beach this week with her boy toy husband, and RadarOnline.com has photos of their romantic summer getaway.PHOTOS: The Duchess Of Alba Strips Off On The BeachDressed in a floral bikini and bright purple sunglasses, the Spanish aristocrat, who holds the record for the most titles, wasn't worried about the aging affects of the sun as she and Alfonso Diez, 61, enjoyed a frolic in the Mediterranean off the island of Formentera.As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the couple was married in an extravagant ceremony last October in her 15th century palace in Seville, Spain, despite initial protests from her children and grandchildren.PHOTOS: Tom Cruise And The Duchess Of Alba At Ghost Protocol Premiere In Spain
Throughout their beach day the elderly duchess was kept safe and sound as her new husband firmly held her left hand, while a mystery friend in a pink cut-out swimsuit lent support on the other side.Also known as Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonso Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, the glorious grandma is famous for her eclectic style and colorful clothes, making her latest beach attire the perfect summer outfit for her.PHOTOS: Duchess Of Alba Weds Her Toy Boy Lover
After they were done cooling down in the water, the newlywed covered up with a sheer flowered dress and floppy pink hat for a walk on the sand.
Just like many Hollywood stars, the head of the 539-year-old House of Alba faced a sex scandal earlier this year when a 30-year-old photograph of the duchess as she sunbathed topless in Ibiza was splashed on the cover of the racy Spanish magazine Interviu.RELATED STORIES:
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