Woody Allen's Son Is Funny

The scent of burnt turtle anus and melted plastic eyeglass frames was in the air yesterday when Mia Farrow re-tweeted the third-degree burn Ronan Farrow dropped on his dad Woody Allen. This shit is more awkward than the Father's Day lap dance Courtney Stodden gave to Doug Hutchison.

There you were thinking that your relationship with your biological father is so damn dysfunctional that instead of sending him a card yesterday, you sent him an invoice for all the booze you sucked down throughout the year to deal with all your daddy issues. Ronan has you beat! Ronan Farrow is like the smartest person alive, graduated from college at 15, works with UNICEF, inherited more Mia genes than Woody genes and he can drop kick some shade for days. I would say I'm in love, but I don't know if I can fall in love with a dude whose full name is Satchel Ronan O'Sullivan Farrow.

And here's a few pictures of Satchel's brother-in-law hanging out with Soon-Yi and their two daughters in Beverly Hills the other day. I don't if it's the creepy look on Woody's face or the "Bitch, you're going to die" shank eye the Heather Matarazzo-looking one is throwing at us, but these pictures make me want to scream for an adult.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2012/06/18/woody-allens-son-funny

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[ Dominican Republic ] Open Question : Dominicans and Puerto Ricans?

Why are some Dominicans and Puerto Ricans so rude and just plain ignorant towards each other. It sort of gets me annoyed! A lot of times I blame my own (Ricans) but lately I have been seeing a lot of the bashing coming from some Dominicans. It's like a never ending cycle!!!! I honestly blame my own kind though. Practically every Dominican I met have been really nice with me and treat me like family. Puerto Ricans do the same but the one's here specifically in New York are just so arrogant and ugh I just can't stand it! Even my family can't stand it! We are so ashamed of them and the way they make the island look. But anyways I would just like to know your insight on the situation. I prefer a Puerto Rican and/ or Dominican to answer. Thanks.

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120617235922AAiOu14

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2012 MuchMusic Video Awards: Red Carpet Live Feed!

Sure to be quite the spectacle, the stars have started making their way to downtown Toronto for the 2012 MuchMusic Video Awards.

Held on Sunday evening (June 17), the annual music showcase finds big names such as Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Shenae Grimes and Darren Criss among those set to make appearances prior to the extravaganza's 9PM ET start time.

Co-hosted by LMFAO, this year's MMVAs find Marianas Trench holding the lead with nominations in seven categories with Drake and Hedley nabbing five each while Carly Rae Jepsen and Down With Webster are in the running for four trophies apiece.

Making for quite the entertaining lineup, the show boasts performances from the likes of Bieber and Perry, as well as Willie Kelly Clarkson, Nelly Furtado, Hedley and Miss Jepsen.

Check out the red carpet happenings in the player below with complete coverage of the 2012 MuchMusic Video Awards available on GossipCenter throughout the night!

Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/muchmusic-video-awards-2012/2012-muchmusic-video-awards-red-carpet-live-feed-673838

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[ Mathematics ] Open Question : Twenty-eight people in student council are running for the offices of president and vice-president. In how man?

Twenty-eight people in student council are running for the offices of president and vice-president. In how many different ways can those offices be assigned? (a) 55 (b) 378 (c) 756

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120617175836AA1Hm4T

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David Arquette Files For Divorce

Courteney Cox and David announced their separation back in 2010, but David has finally filed the papers! addCustomPlayer('1xtvpwhgn455g1a12sbss32edu', '2D5CEC7F123744819B6DE4CE726F6B51', 'c67rb2zfcmeo1ntydreilnfpb', 425, 320, 'perf1xtvpwhgn455g1a12sbss32edu-c67rb2zfcmeo1ntydreilnfpb', 'eplayer15');

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/david-arquette-files-divorce

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Hoobastank, Ross Philips, Tenille Houston and More at the Wikipad and Nvidia Cocktail Party

Elevate Lounge in downtown Los Angeles was packed with celebrities celebrating the launch of E3.

StarCam hit the red carpet for the Wikipad and Nvidia Cocktail Party and talked with Doug Robb and Dan Estrin of Hoobastank, Ross Philips from Hart of Dixie, actress Tenille Houston, singer Jennifer Akerman, recording artist Samantha Mumba, actress Bai Ling, DJ Brynn Taylor, and actor Daniel Nguyen.

Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/wikipad-nvidia-cocktail-party.aspx

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Night Crumbs

....And then Goddess CoCo's eighth world wonder ass swallowed the seat whole. RIP seat. It's in a better place now. - The Superficial

Jennifer Aniston and the Rockabilly Eddie Munster are in Rome now and the biggest story here is that her legs are denim-less - Lainey Gossip

Kim Kuntrashian looking like a beat down Joyce DeWitt on L'Uomo Vogue - The Berry

I hate my eyes for telling me this was Khloe Kardashian and not Sofia Vergara - Popoholic

Bitch, put some pants on! - Hollywood Tuna 

Derek Hough is totally making sexme eyes at the pool boy - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

What I'm taking from this is that RiRi wants everyone to think she's a size 0 - Celebitchy

It is way too late in the week for a picture of fetus abs - ICYDK

"Bondage" is grateful for this - Celebslam

FYI: RiRi is rocking Chris Brown on her lap and putting his binky back in his cry hole every time he WAAAAHs it out - Hollywood Rag

"Is that your strap-on poking me in the back or are you just..." - George Clooney to Stacy Keibler - Popsugar

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds went grocery shopping and didn't bring their own bags!!! CITIZEN'S ARREST THEIR ASSES! - Just Jared

And yet, Charlie Sheen's first time sounds more romantic than mine - I'm Not Obsessed

Jaime King's dress looks like every one of my Mac screensavers threw up on it - Go Fug Yourself

This kid knows - Videogum

I wish this was Charo, but it's obviously JLo - Cityrag

And thanks to J. Harvey for covering shit, including Lindsay Lohan being "exhausted" (read: hungover and pilled out), while I was off getting my teeth de-grossified at the Hazmat Dentistry.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2012/06/15/night-crumbs

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Bog Seger, Gordon Lightfoot Among Musicians Inducted Into Songwriters Hall of Fame

Bob Seger, Gordon Lightfoot, Don Schlitz, and Jim Steinman are the newest members of the Songwriters Hall of Fame. The four men were honored at the 43rd Annual Songwriters Hall of Fame Induction ceremony held in New York yesterday evening.

Bog Seger, the writer and singer behind 1974’s “Turn the Page,” said composing a song is the hardest, yet most rewarding thing about his career as a musician. Seger performed the classic tune to kick off the induction ceremony.

Folk-rock legend Gordon Lightfoot has penned a number of hits throughout his extensive career, including “Sundown” and “If You Could Read My Mind.” Barbara Streisand and Johnny Cash have both covered “If You Could Read My Mind,” a song lamenting Lightfoot’s failed marriage.

Fellow inductee Don Schlitz has penned 24 hit country songs, including Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler.” Schlitz has won two Grammys and four ASCAP Country Songwriter of the Year awards for his work.

Jim Steinman, the man who wrote the songs on Meatloaf’s Bat Out of Hell albums, also received a spot in the Songwriters Hall of Fame. Meatloaf and American Idol rocker Constantine Maroulis performed an abridged version of “Bat Out of Hell” at last night’s ceremony. The song, normally 10 minutes long, was so condensed that Steinman joked it was like watching an episode of Glee.

The Songwriters Hall of Fame has honored talented songwriters since 1969.

CBS, Entertainment Weekly

Photo: morgueFile

Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/Bog-Seger-Gordon-Lightfoot-Among-Musicians-Inducted-Into-Songwriters-Hall-of-Fame.aspx

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