Jessica Simpson Talks Pregnancy With Ellen

The singer shows off her very pregnant belly and Ellen helps her come up with some hilarious baby names! addCustomPlayer('1xtvpwhgn455g1a12sbss32edu', '2D5CEC7F123744819B6DE4CE726F6B51', '15wx3n7n5fpmi1bb3jj5estjgq', 425, 320, 'perf1xtvpwhgn455g1a12sbss32edu-15wx3n7n5fpmi1bb3jj5estjgq', 'eplayer15');

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/jessica-simpson-talks-pregnancy-ellen

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The Silver Fox vs. M.I.A.

One time, I popped an imaginary bag of popcorn while watching a bizarre bitch fight between a middle-aged BBC (big beautiful chola) wearing Adidas house slippers with black tube socks and a 20-something manufactured blond trick who obviously had a quote from The Hills as her e-mail signature and who told all her friends she was a personal shopper when she was really a dressing room attendant at Wet Seal. Yes, she was the kind of bitch who says "We also have that blouse in chartreuse!" way too often. The BBC and Miss Wet Seal had it out, because Miss Wet Seal rolled her eyes when BBC asked Miss Wet Seal to take her Juicy Couture tote bag off of the seat next to her so BBC could sit down.

There are three things you do never do to a chola. You never touch her hair, you never change the oldies station on her car radio and you never roll your eyes at her. They went at it the entire time and since you will always wait a minimum of 47 hours at the DMV, it was a marathon show! What I'm getting at is that the DMV is a wondrous place where the carpet is dirtier than the toilets, the employees permanently hate life and two hos from two different worlds create entertainment for everyone by snapping at each other. It's a beautiful. Twitter reminds me of the DMV, because it's a place on the Internet where random feud fights go down. Case in point: The Silver Fox vs. M.I.A.!

Out of nowhere yesterday, M.I.A. called Anderson Cooper out on Twitter for calling her a terrorist during one of his shows. In this fight, the part of Miss Wet Seal will be played by M.I.A. and the part of the BBC will be played by Anderson Cooper (because he gives the best burns):

M.I.A. - @AndersonCooper called me a terrorist for speaking out , and expressed support for the SLgov when this was happening

AC - @miauniverse, you are mistaken. I never called you a terrorist. I don't even know who you are other than the lady who sang at Super Bowl.

I'm going to press pause on this Twitter fight for a second to put that last Tweet into GIF form:

Moving on:

M.I.A. - @andersoncooper YOU CALLED ME A LADY TAMIL TIGER when i talked about tamil civilians dying, and u printed a retraction http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/02/lady-tamil-tiger-gives-pop-culture-a-bang/?hpt=ac_mid. @andersoncooper in 2009 u linked to a articl that was written about me with false info. there was a rebuttal on ur 360 site.

AC - @miauniverse. by the way, I defended your finger pointing at the superbowl, so check your facts. I've no idea what youre tweeting about. @miauniverse you've gone from saying "I wrote", "I called you," to saying my cnn show blog had a link to an article. Big difference

M.I.A. - @andersoncooper p.s thank you for defending my finger , please watch Channel4

AC - @miauniverse I can understand your frustration if someone wrote untrue things about you, and I'm glad you were able to respond.

M.I.A. - @andersoncooper im glad u understand but please watch #killingfields because this is what i was trying to say.

In the end, The Silver Fox and M.I.A. (that sounds like two code names in the messiest CIA team ever) kissed and made up. It's actually a non-story, but I had to post it, because it's always a beautiful day when The Silver Fox licks his finger to put some sizzle on a bitch. You know he snapped his fingers and smacked his lips after he Tweeted that comeback. Serve a trick for talking out of turn, AC!

via E! News

Source: http://dlisted.com/2012/03/15/silver-fox-vs-mia

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Michael Fassbender's SoHo Stroll with His New Lady

Making for quite the attractive couple, Michael Fassbender and his new girlfriend Nicole Beharie were side-by-side in Manhattan on Thursday afternoon (March 15).

The "Haywire" hunk and his lovely lady warmly held hands as they enjoyed the warmer than usual weather during their SoHo stroll.

The outing comes amidst a Variety report telling that Fassbender is currently in talks to take on the lead role of Ben in Gerardo Naranjo's next project titled "The Mountain Between Us".

Based on the 2010 novel by Charles Martin, the story is about "a pair who survive a plane crash in the mountains where they are forced to trust each other and find safety while badly injured."

Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/michael-fassbender/michael-fassbenders-soho-stroll-his-new-lady-594884

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Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which actor, who recently announced his divorce, really split with his wife for ?experimenting? with his younger male costar? (BuzzFoto)

Peter Facinelli and Taylor Lautner? Who knew that the divorce of boring, bland basic ass Kelly Taylor would bleed out so much ESCANDALONESS. This blind item reads like something out of a Twigay's fan fiction, but I'll take it, because it allows me to use the nickname Peter Felchinelli again. Felch a nelly. Oh, yes he did.

There is an actor that is still working today and will always be a B lister because of his acting talent, although he had a very long absence because of these two incidents. No one would hire the Academy Award winner/nominee despite his pedigree because of what he did. Apparently time heals a lot of wounds but when you do what he did, it takes a long time and forgiveness from the two women involved.

Back at the height of his fame which was not that long ago, he met up with this very underage teen who had just hit it big and was partying up a storm. When I say teen, I mean barely a teen, but still the biggest story out there. She was a wild child and was not above getting wasted out of her mind. Frequently. Daily even. No family who cared so she was on her own and this actor took advantage of that and had sex with her. She had sex previously but it was with guys just a little older than her, not a guy in his 30's/40's. He did it more than once. In fact he moved her in with him for about a month and then she got pregnant and he kicked her out and sent her back home to her family. What to do? The family sent her to get an abortion and also to rehab. Nothing really happened to the actor at that time. Later though he got into more trouble.

The actor was involved with a woman who is also an actress and is a good solid B-/C+ to this day. Talented. She is very talented. They had a consensual relationship, although any relationship with this actor was always fraught with verbal and physical abuse. He beat her and yelled at her. She too got pregnant and wanted her to have an abortion. She refused. He would beat her on a daily basis to get her to change her mind. She refused. So, he beat her some more until finally one day she lost the baby. Two days later she was gone and so were his job prospects. Both actresses had powerful friends and this A lister who was on the top of his game just faded away almost instantly. (CDAN)

I don't know, but I do know that I need to cleanse the ick from my palate with a kitten in a hoe garden.

WHICH actress/single mom, who?s never revealed the identity of her baby daddy, is currently in an abusive relationship with a new guy? The unlucky-in-love star was in tears during a girls-only lunch after receiving a barrage of vicious texts from Mr. Wrong! (National Enquirer via CDAN)

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Which Hip-Hop Mogul Is Not Very Discreet About His Gay Romps With Young Men?

Three young men, to be exact, according to the source. They were all "summoned" to the mogul's apartment for some downlow fun. He was very enthusiastic about giving blow jobs and very effeminate, which is odd, considering his rep as a ladies' man. Our source says that he entertained his visitors "while his assistants typed on their laptops and waited for him to finish."

Mr. Mogul doesn't seem to mind that most in his inner circle know of his extracurricular proclivities, but he certainly doesn't want it public. Yet. (Gawker)

Yoga turtle Russell Simmons?

Source: http://dlisted.com/2012/03/15/blind-items-i-guess-you-guess

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Johnny Depp Is Looking Out For His Peeps! Actor Joined 21 Jump Street When Co-Star Was Allowed To Join Too!

Johnny Depp has got his old co-star's back! The actor makes a very exciting cameo in 21 Jump Street, but the actor had one condition before joining the flick. His partner in crime had to come along too! Peter DeLuise played Johnny's partner on the TV show and Depp agreed to the cameo when DeLuise was [...]

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2012-03-15-johnny-depp-agreed-to-21-jump-street-only-if-co-star-could-appear-as-well

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Adam Levine?s Celeb Fragrance Controversy

“Think before you speak” may be a cliche statement, but it sure does hold truth. Adam Levine (hopefully) learned this lesson since the news of his fragrance collection has flooded the media. About a year ago, the hottie tweeted, “I also would like to put an official ban on celebrity fragrances. Punishable by death from [...]

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/adam-levines-celeb-fragrance-controversy

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American Hip Hop Awards to Bring Back the 4 Corners of Hip Hop

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When most people hear the term hip hop, they think of rappers. However, the 1st annual American Hip Hop Awards is aiming to remind everyone that there's so much more to the subculture than that. 

"Hip hop is MCs, DJs, b-boys, and your graffiti artists, those are the four corners of hip hop," says Gregory Russell, President of G Money Productions. "Our award show is going to be acknowledging all of those components of the hip hop world."

Plus, one of the unique aspects of this show is that tickets won't be available for purchase, but rather given away to students with good grades!

Students from elementary school to college that averaged at least a "C" grade on their last report card can enter to win tickets. Those with a "B" average could also win hotel accomodations and those with an "A" average could also win tranportation to Los Angeles. For the extra studious pupils, those with an "A+" average, backstage passes to the green room are up for grabs!

Not only can the viewers vote online for some of their favorite nominees, but they can also vote for who they want the hosts to be! In the running for the male host are Jamie Foxx, Mike Epps, Lupe Fiasco, and AJ. For the ladies, voters can choose from Lil' Kim, Foxy Brown, Free, and Eve.

Special award recipients have already been announced such as Russell Simmons for the Hall of Fame Award, Dr. Dre for the Lifetime Achievement Award, and will.i.am for the Jam Master Jay Award.

Planned as a two-hour entertainment special, the 1st Annual American Hip Hop Awards will take place June 3rd at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.

Source, Photo: American Hip Hop Awards, PR.com, YouTube.com

Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/American-Hip-Hop-Awards-to-Bring-Back-the-4-Corners-of-Hip-Hop.aspx

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Jessica Simpson Reveals Too Much Again

Simpson talks pregnancy and sex 
Jessica Simpson has long been known as someone who perhaps talks a little too much (and often) about bodily functions, so why should she stop now?
Jessica’s latest TMI story was told to Ryan Seacrest Tuesday on his morning radio show, and the pop star revealed that she has ...

Source: http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2012/03/13/jessica-simpson-reveals-too-much-again/

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Adam Levine?s Celeb Fragrance Controversy

“Think before you speak” may be a cliche statement, but it sure does hold truth. Adam Levine (hopefully) learned this lesson since the news of his fragrance collection has flooded the media. About a year ago, the hottie tweeted, “I also would like to put an official ban on celebrity fragrances. Punishable by death from [...]

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/adam-levines-celeb-fragrance-controversy

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