Glamberace Is Not The New Freddie Mercury

There's a hurtful, soul-murdering rumor going around that's making staches frown and rhinestones cry. The Daily Star, an esteemed British journal that tops The Daily Mail as the most reputable news source in the world, has threatened all of us by publishing a story today that claims Glamberace will screech his nipples off as the new leader singer of Queen. The quote they used from Glamberace has been scientifically proven to cause a bitch to slowly wall slide while letting out a silent cry of noooooooos.

"The intention is to pay tribute to Freddie and the band by singing some fucking great songs. It's to keep the music alive for the fans and give it an energy that Freddie would've been proud of."

Don't fall against the wall just yet, because apparently The Daily Star lifted this quote from a press conference for the 2011 MTV EMAs. Glamberace performed with Queen at the EMAs that year. Queen's label, Hollywood Records, told Rolling Stone that Glambace is not slipping into Freddie Mercury's latex ass huggers, but he might perform with them for one or two dates:

"The Daily Star item only mentions that Adam may perform with Queen at Sonisphere. This is not confirmed. Nothing has been signed. However, if this were to happen, Queen would be returning to the setting of their final concert with Freddie Mercury, which took place in 1986."

So put a handful of glitter in your mouth and exhale out a glittery sigh of relief, because we've just dodged THE WORST THING THAT WOULD'VE EVER HAPPENED TO MUSIC!!!!!! Okay, okay, maybe I'm turning on the dramatic cunt theatrics, but blame it on the humidifier next to me. You know what smoky vapors do to me. It makes me type in a Phantom of the Opera voice and just makes me EXTRA dramatic.

The truth is, Queen has been touring for years ever since Freddie Mercury floated up to the giant Spandex spool in the sky and I've seen them about as many times as I've eaten broccoli without mayo on top. ZERO! And how many times would I see them if Adam Lambert sang with them? ZERO! So this doesn't really affect my ass. But you know, I'd probably pull myself away from the lure of my humidifier to see Queen if Christopher Lambert (as The Highlander) sang lead.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2012/02/03/glamberace-not-new-freddie-mercury

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Lisa Conrad Chats About Matchmaking for Celebrities

StarCam's Jennifer Tapiero was at the 2012 People's Choice Awards After Party, where she talked to Lisa Conrad about how many celebrities she knows who need a good matchmaker, and which celebrity she really wants to get into a relationship. She also dishes about a new show she's working on!

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Glamberace Is Not The New Freddie Mercury

There's a hurtful, soul-murdering rumor going around that's making staches frown and rhinestones cry. The Daily Star, an esteemed British journal that tops The Daily Mail as the most reputable news source in the world, has threatened all of us by publishing a story today that claims Glamberace will screech his nipples off as the new leader singer of Queen. The quote they used from Glamberace has been scientifically proven to cause a bitch to slowly wall slide while letting out a silent cry of noooooooos.

"The intention is to pay tribute to Freddie and the band by singing some fucking great songs. It's to keep the music alive for the fans and give it an energy that Freddie would've been proud of."

Don't fall against the wall just yet, because apparently The Daily Star lifted this quote from a press conference for the 2011 MTV EMAs. Glamberace performed with Queen at the EMAs that year. Queen's label, Hollywood Records, told Rolling Stone that Glambace is not slipping into Freddie Mercury's latex ass huggers, but he might perform with them for one or two dates:

"The Daily Star item only mentions that Adam may perform with Queen at Sonisphere. This is not confirmed. Nothing has been signed. However, if this were to happen, Queen would be returning to the setting of their final concert with Freddie Mercury, which took place in 1986."

So put a handful of glitter in your mouth and exhale out a glittery sigh of relief, because we've just dodged THE WORST THING THAT WOULD'VE EVER HAPPENED TO MUSIC!!!!!! Okay, okay, maybe I'm turning on the dramatic cunt theatrics, but blame it on the humidifier next to me. You know what smoky vapors do to me. It makes me type in a Phantom of the Opera voice and just makes me EXTRA dramatic.

The truth is, Queen has been touring for years ever since Freddie Mercury floated up to the giant Spandex spool in the sky and I've seen them about as many times as I've eaten broccoli without mayo on top. ZERO! And how many times would I see them if Adam Lambert sang with them? ZERO! So this doesn't really affect my ass. But you know, I'd probably pull myself away from the lure of my humidifier to see Queen if Christopher Lambert (as The Highlander) sang lead.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2012/02/03/glamberace-not-new-freddie-mercury

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Is Mario Lopez Living Vicariously Through His Dog?

Remember when Mario Lopez was the coolest cat in town. No one could sit backward on a chair quite like Slater could. Sure he was a misogynist pig, but it was the '90s and the only thing that really mattered was who got to deliver Mrs. Belding's baby in the elevator. More »

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Alison Haislip Chats About the Love Interest In "Division III: Football's Finest"

StarCam was at the Premiere of Division III: Football's Finest, where we talked to Alison Haislip about her character in the film, her love interest with Marshall Cook in the movie, and what the most special part of the movie is.

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Vanessa Hudgens' Weekend Bonding with Mom

In the mood for some much-deserved downtime, Vanessa Hudgens was spotted out and about in West Hollywood, CA on Friday (February 3).

The casually clad young actress tended to a few errands before being snapped by the paparazzi as she arrived at her mother's house to pay a visit.

The outing comes a day after Miss Hudgens worked the red carpet at Grauman's Chinese Theatre for the Hollywood premiere of her upcoming movie "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island".

During her time at the west coast screening, Vanessa talked about taking the role largely because she got the chance to work with co-star Michael Caine, as she said, "Any chance you get to work with a legend, the legend being Michael Caine, you take it. To be on the same screen as him is such an honor. You've got to work with the greats to learn from the greats."

Offering more reasons for joining the project, the 23-year-old explained, "We filmed it in Hawaii. I was like, `Seriously, you're going to pay me to be in paradise for two months?' So there was that too. Also, I'd never been in a 3-D action film before, so that was another really great draw."

Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/vanessa-hudgens/vanessa-hudgens-weekend-bonding-mom-582471

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