Beach Blunders! Stars Experience Swimsuit Top Slip-Ups

By Leah Ornstein
Radar Style & Beauty Editor

Even Hollywood?s hottest stars have ?uh-oh? moments on the shoreline!

With all the money in the world, you would think these celebs could afford a bikini top that actually stays put. From the sexiest singers to blockbuster babes, RadarOnline.com has photos of the most embarrassing swimsuit top slip-ups on the beach.

PHOTOS: Stars Lose Their Bikini Tops At The Beach

Lindsay Lohan has got more than just legal troubles! The bikini bad girl, who can?t seem to stay out of the courtroom, is famous for showing off her fabulous figure in the skimpiest of swimsuits, but sometimes she can?t quite keep her assets in check!

Courteney Cox certainly knows how to keep things steamy in Cougar Town. The brunette beauty recently made quite a splash during a vacation with her pals, when a ferocious wave knocked her top off!

And with Heidi Montag and Coco?s larger-than-life assets, it must be hard to find a top that properly covers them up. The blonde babes have both experienced beach blunders, courtesy of too-tiny tops.

What other stars have showed off their assets due to swimsuit top slip-up? Find out by clicking here.

Source: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/10/celebrity-beach-blunder-photos-swimsuit-slip-ups

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Top Pervert

There was an episode from last season's Top Chef: Just Desserts where they had to make edible outfits to match a pair of high heels and the show's runner-up, Morgan Wilson, nearly internally jizzed himself inside/out over this pair of red shoes. Really. I kept waiting for him to excuse himself so he could go into the pantry and fuck his peen hole with its heel. Like he's that kind of freak. The kind of dirty freak who will om nom nom on your panties if you left them on the floor and nibble on your pit hairs while you slept. I always got that kind of vibe from him, but I didn't ever think he was a freak of the illegal kind. But his sucio ass is, apparently.

ABC News says that Morgan was hit with a felony child porn charge a couple of weeks ago after undercover investigators caught him downloading illegal shit on Limewire last year. Yes, this motherfucker was using Limewire. Here's all the lovely details from ABC News that will make your pores barf:

The 38-year-old chef, who lives in Plano, is due in court Oct. 27.

Wilson was first arrested on Dec. 7, 2010 after undercover investigators say they received several file transfers from Wilson via a peer-to-peer file-sharing service. Those files, received in Sept. 2010, allegedly contained images and videos of children, some as young as toddlers, engaged in sexual acts. Police subsequently searched Wilson?s home, where they say he signed and dated pornographic images he admitted he?d viewed. Wilson?s laptop computer and external hard drives also were confiscated. He was released on $10,000 bail following his December arrest and ordered not to use computers without supervision.

Wilson reportedly works as the executive pastry chef at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Dallas, though his name does not appear on the hotel?s website. He also has a young son, about whom he often spoke during his Top Chef: Just Desserts ?confessional? segments.

And is this nasty herp derp-looking bitch wearing a Snuggie in his mug shot? Pack up your tools and go directly to jail!

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/10/21/top-pervert

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Rihanna's "We Found Love" Video Focuses On Destructive Relationship

 

Pop sensation Rihanna released the music video for her new hit “We Found Love” is drawing quite a bit of attention. Despite the song’s peppy beat, the video has been described as an “intense” visual experience.

Rihanna opens by saying, "I saw you screaming and no one can hear. You almost feel ashamed that someone could be that important that without them, you feel like nothing. No one will ever understand how much it hurts. You feel hopeless, like nothing can save you. Then when it's over, and it's gone, you almost wish you could have all that bad stuff back, so that you could have the good."

The picture the couple paints in the video is like something out of Requiem for a Dream. Rihanna and Dudley O’Shaughnessy, British model/boxer, portray a relationship packed with fiery passion for each other, but also for drugs. It’s a series of highs and lows, with scenes of them laughing, skating, dancing and embracing turning into drug-induced fights and abuse.

The final scene is of O’Shaughnessy passed out on the ground and Rihanna packing up and taking off. The guy isn’t even capable of trying to stop her from leaving, reflecting the damage drugs and alcohol can do to all the things people care about most.

Many were quick to tie the unhealthy love affair in the video to Rihanna’s abusive relationship with pop star Chris Brown back in 2009. She has always been open about her experiences with hopes of helping someone going through a similar situation and several of her hits since ’09 have reflected that.

"One of the big things for me, I always want to help young women and give them insight into life experiences," she explained. "One of those things is going through an abusive relationship like I did. But that's one thing for me. So I don't want to be the big domestic-violence spokesperson, because that doesn't define who I am. But if I can help young women in any way, and that being one of the things they need help with, then I'll do that."

 

Sources: MTV, Rolling Stone

Photo Source: Popdust

 

Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/Rhiannas-We-Found-Love-Video-Focuses-On-Destructive-Relationship.aspx

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Open Post: Hosted By Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds

Breaking snooze! These high resolution pictures are so crystal clear that it could really be Jonathan Lipnicki (Happy Birthday!) on stilts and La Pequena (never 4get) on stilts for all the hell I know, but apparently it's Ryan Reynolds and Marble Mouth McTitties leaving his Boston apartment with their dogs really early this morning.

Yes, Blake NotSoLively and Ryan Reynolds are still fucking. And they both fucked me over the other night, because I made the wrong decision of streaming Green Lantern. We know what the green in that lantern was, because both of them looked like stoned sloths half of the time. If their off-screen chemistry is as dead as their on-screen chemistry then watching them fuck must feel like watching an overcooked linguine noodle try to shove itself in a bowl of Cream of Rice.

And if seeing Blake with Ryan instead of Sandra Bullock is really tearing up your insides then please slap yourself thrice. Then after you do that, just tell yourself that this is Sandra Bullock in a kitchen ass wig and she's carrying Baby Louis who is wearing a hoodie made of poodle fur. All better, right?

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/10/22/open-post-hosted-blake-lively-ryan-reynolds

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Witness Says Shia LaBeouf Made Threats After Brawl

 

The truth is coming out about the beat-down Shia LaBeouf took in Vancouver last week. The man who restrained LaBeouf from retaliating told TMZ the “Transformers” star threatened to pull a knife on him!

The knife was never seen, but LaBeouf may be less of a victim and more of the antagonist in the brawl outside of Cinema Public House, a Vancouver nightclub he had been frequenting.

Shea Carter, the man who held LaBeouf back, noticed the star inside the bar before the fight, and said he had been drunkenly swaying into patrons. This includes the man who later took off his shirt and beat the actor to the ground.

There was a quick exchange of words and the pair took it outside from there. After the beat down, Carter tried to stop LaBeouf from going back into the bar. That’s when the celeb got hostile.

“Well what if I grabbed my knife on you?” said LaBeouf to Carter.

At that point he restrained him for his own safety, just in case the threat was valid.

Shortly after, LaBeouf walked away and Carter headed back inside. A bit later, Carter looked outside to see the actor making a throat-slashing gesture at him through the window.

No comment has been made by LaBeouf or his representative.

 

Sources: TMZ

Photo Source: Michael Buckner/Getty Images

 

Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/Witness-Says-Shia-LaBeouf-Made-Threats-After-Brawl.aspx

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What In The Birds Hell?!

One way to keep psychotic birds from pecking the blood out of your face is to do yourself up so you look like you've already felt the beak wrath of a flock of winged animals.

Ring the crazy alarm, because we've got one right here. Katherine (get ready to clear that loogie out of your throat) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiggggggggl stepped out in L.A. yesterday with a mop of blond straw that was as frazzled as your nerves whenever she opens her eye roll maker during interviews. This is a look that only a mental hospital butterfly net could love.

What's worse is that do you how many skin necks on peens shook on the shaft with fear when they got a glimpse at Katherine's coat? Imagine yourself as foreskin and look. If you don't act right, your owner is going to cut you off, trim your edges with black leather and you'll spend the rest of your days trapped on this annoying hag's body. Buffalo Bill ain't got nothing on this ho and her wool foreskin jacket.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/10/21/what-birds-hell

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[ Movies ] Open Question : Effects of a zombie apocalypse?

I have to write a cause and effect essay for a college english class. what are some effects of a zombie apocalypse? i can only think of the effects it'll have on people, but if you could describe it in detail that would help too! right now my essay is pretty much: "people would die."

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111022125859AAKLGHt

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