The E*Trade babies should slap themselves in their baby faces for creating a crack monster of delusion who thinks she can spit a stupid lawsuit at anybody who mentions her name. Last year, E*Trade settled with Lindsay Lohan for an "unspecified sum" after she sued them for naming a milkaholic baby "Lindsay." Then White Oprah humped the L on delusional hard when she threatened to sue Glee for calling her freckled coke bag of a skank daughter "crazy." And now TMZ reports that Blohan is sinking her greasy troll claws into Pitbull for using her name in his song Give Me Everything. The lyrics goes like this:
Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.
Blohan has been in jail more times than she's been on a movie set, so that line is the truth. You and I see it, but then again we're not a dumb-brained skeezer who keeps finding ways to sink to a new level of pathetic. (Although, I'm probably in no place to say that since I just ate a raw Top Ramen in one sitting.)
Blohan's reason for why she says Pitbull is defaming her good name is going to go down in history as one of the most classic jokes of our time:
Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit ... "the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff."
Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is "a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.
Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song "causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants."
"A professional actor of good repute." How is this bitch not head writer of The Onion?
The only bitch Lindsay Lohan should sue for defaming Lindsay Lohan is Lindsay Lohan ("Can I do that?" - Lindsay Lohan). Bitch is defaming herself. But if acting like a desperate fool is paying her bar tab, then sue on, sue on, I guess.
Sooner or later, she's going to run out of hos to sue and she's going to have to suck new age hippie dick under a bridge to get her sea jasper fix like all the other quartz whores out there.
Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/08/19/lindsay-lohan-suing-pitbull
The E*Trade babies should slap themselves in their baby faces for creating a crack monster of delusion who thinks she can spit a stupid lawsuit at anybody who mentions her name. Last year, E*Trade settled with Lindsay Lohan for an "unspecified sum" after she sued them for naming a milkaholic baby "Lindsay." Then White Oprah humped the L on delusional hard when she threatened to sue Glee for calling her freckled coke bag of a skank daughter "crazy." And now TMZ reports that Blohan is sinking her greasy troll claws into Pitbull for using her name in his song Give Me Everything. The lyrics goes like this:
Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.
Blohan has been in jail more times than she's been on a movie set, so that line is the truth. You and I see it, but then again we're not a dumb-brained skeezer who keeps finding ways to sink to a new level of pathetic. (Although, I'm probably in no place to say that since I just ate a raw Top Ramen in one sitting.)
Blohan's reason for why she says Pitbull is defaming her good name is going to go down in history as one of the most classic jokes of our time:
Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit ... "the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff."
Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is "a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.
Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song "causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants."
"A professional actor of good repute." How is this bitch not head writer of The Onion?
The only bitch Lindsay Lohan should sue for defaming Lindsay Lohan is Lindsay Lohan ("Can I do that?" - Lindsay Lohan). Bitch is defaming herself. But if acting like a desperate fool is paying her bar tab, then sue on, sue on, I guess.
Sooner or later, she's going to run out of hos to sue and she's going to have to suck new age hippie dick under a bridge to get her sea jasper fix like all the other quartz whores out there.
Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/08/19/lindsay-lohan-suing-pitbull
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At the premiere of Final Destination 5, StarCam's Jennifer Tapiero chatted with Jacqueline MacInnes Wood about what it's like for her parents to have to see her character die in the movie and what her character has to go through in the movie.
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By Leah Ornstein - Radar Style & Beauty Editor
It?s a sister style showdown!
Kim and Khloe Kardashian have more in common than their crazy curves and love for athletes ? the reality show stars also have the same sense ofKim rocked the Myne silk dress, which featured a rope and leather belt, last month on set of her new fragrance photoshoot, pairing the divinely draped number with gladiator sandals and gorgeous, gold Grecian style jewelry.
PHOTOS: Selena Gomez Vs. Diane Kruger Vs. Alessandra Ambrosio In Dolce & GabbanaWhile hitting her bridesmaids fitting at Vera Wang in Beverly Hills last week, Khloe wore the dress in hot pink with leopard and black stiletto booties, an Hermes Birkin bag and a pink crystal ?A Sweet Touch of Hope? lollipop necklace by Simone I. Smith, a bauble she picked up at the Backstage Creations Celebrity Retreat at the Teen Choice Awards.
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