Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Pitbull

The E*Trade babies should slap themselves in their baby faces for creating a crack monster of delusion who thinks she can spit a stupid lawsuit at anybody who mentions her name. Last year, E*Trade settled with Lindsay Lohan for an "unspecified sum" after she sued them for naming a milkaholic baby "Lindsay." Then White Oprah humped the L on delusional hard when she threatened to sue Glee for calling her freckled coke bag of a skank daughter "crazy." And now TMZ reports that Blohan is sinking her greasy troll claws into Pitbull for using her name in his song Give Me Everything. The lyrics goes like this:

Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.

Blohan has been in jail more times than she's been on a movie set, so that line is the truth. You and I see it, but then again we're not a dumb-brained skeezer who keeps finding ways to sink to a new level of pathetic. (Although, I'm probably in no place to say that since I just ate a raw Top Ramen in one sitting.)

Blohan's reason for why she says Pitbull is defaming her good name is going to go down in history as one of the most classic jokes of our time:

Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit ... "the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff."

Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is "a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.

Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song "causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants."

"A professional actor of good repute." How is this bitch not head writer of The Onion?

The only bitch Lindsay Lohan should sue for defaming Lindsay Lohan is Lindsay Lohan ("Can I do that?" - Lindsay Lohan). Bitch is defaming herself. But if acting like a desperate fool is paying her bar tab, then sue on, sue on, I guess.

Sooner or later, she's going to run out of hos to sue and she's going to have to suck new age hippie dick under a bridge to get her sea jasper fix like all the other quartz whores out there.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/08/19/lindsay-lohan-suing-pitbull

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Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Pitbull

The E*Trade babies should slap themselves in their baby faces for creating a crack monster of delusion who thinks she can spit a stupid lawsuit at anybody who mentions her name. Last year, E*Trade settled with Lindsay Lohan for an "unspecified sum" after she sued them for naming a milkaholic baby "Lindsay." Then White Oprah humped the L on delusional hard when she threatened to sue Glee for calling her freckled coke bag of a skank daughter "crazy." And now TMZ reports that Blohan is sinking her greasy troll claws into Pitbull for using her name in his song Give Me Everything. The lyrics goes like this:

Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.

Blohan has been in jail more times than she's been on a movie set, so that line is the truth. You and I see it, but then again we're not a dumb-brained skeezer who keeps finding ways to sink to a new level of pathetic. (Although, I'm probably in no place to say that since I just ate a raw Top Ramen in one sitting.)

Blohan's reason for why she says Pitbull is defaming her good name is going to go down in history as one of the most classic jokes of our time:

Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit ... "the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff."

Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is "a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.

Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song "causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants."

"A professional actor of good repute." How is this bitch not head writer of The Onion?

The only bitch Lindsay Lohan should sue for defaming Lindsay Lohan is Lindsay Lohan ("Can I do that?" - Lindsay Lohan). Bitch is defaming herself. But if acting like a desperate fool is paying her bar tab, then sue on, sue on, I guess.

Sooner or later, she's going to run out of hos to sue and she's going to have to suck new age hippie dick under a bridge to get her sea jasper fix like all the other quartz whores out there.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/08/19/lindsay-lohan-suing-pitbull

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Courtney Stodden Lives to Dangle Her ?Jailbait? Carrot

Courtney Stodden, the 16-year-old Hollywood child bride 
Courtney Stodden freaks me the hell out.
The girl is 16-years-old, married to a middle aged actor (thanks mom and dad!), and is HIGHLY energized sexually. HIGHLY.
She tweets little jailbait “teasers,” meaning she visually describes herself  in various states of dress, or visuals of her moving erotically, and ...

Source: http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2011/08/18/courtney-stodden-lives-to-dangles-her-jailbait-carrot/

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[ Singles & Dating ] Open Question : Am I pretty? If you were a guy, would you go out with me?

Hi, I'm Crystal, and this is.... MY DATING PAGE!!! XD, I'm just kidding. It's just that, I asked the guy of my dreamsout not too long ago, and he turned me down, and he said some pretty mean stuff, and he was like, 'Why would I go out with you?! Ugly b****!" Anywho, needless to say, He's nto the guy of my dreams anymore. But I kinda needed to know if I was ugly or not.... So ya, I'm 5'10, 155lbs, so I'm pretty tall, average weight, and this is the link to my facebook profile, you should be able to see my profile pic. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001746513800 Thank You!!!

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110820005912AAqSdyg

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Jacqueline MacInnes Wood Dishes on How Her "Final Destination 5" Character Dies

At the premiere of Final Destination 5, StarCam's Jennifer Tapiero chatted with Jacqueline MacInnes Wood about what it's like for her parents to have to see her character die in the movie and what her character has to go through in the movie.

Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/jacqueline-macinnes-wood-final-destination-5.aspx

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Who Wore It Best? Kim Vs. Khloe Kardashian

By Leah Ornstein - Radar Style & Beauty Editor

It?s a sister style showdown!

Kim and Khloe Kardashian have more in common than their crazy curves and love for athletes ? the reality show stars also have the same sense of
style. Kim and Khloe both rocked the same silk dress in two different hues, resulting in a Who Wore It Best family fashion showdown.

PHOTOS: Who Wore It Best?  Kim Vs. Khloe Kardashian

Kim rocked the Myne silk dress, which featured a rope and leather belt, last month on set of her new fragrance photoshoot, pairing the divinely draped number with gladiator sandals and gorgeous, gold Grecian style jewelry.

PHOTOS: Selena Gomez Vs. Diane Kruger Vs. Alessandra Ambrosio In Dolce & Gabbana

While hitting her bridesmaids fitting at Vera Wang in Beverly Hills last week, Khloe wore the dress in hot pink with leopard and black stiletto booties, an Hermes Birkin bag and a pink crystal ?A Sweet Touch of Hope? lollipop necklace by Simone I. Smith, a bauble she picked up at the Backstage Creations Celebrity Retreat at the Teen Choice Awards.

PHOTOS: Paris Hilton Vs. Sarah Carroll In Risto

Who wore the Myne dress best?  Leave your comments below!

Source: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/08/who-wore-it-best-kim-vs-khloe-kardashian

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[ Singing ] Open Question : I'm currently trying to guide my CLUELESS band teacher on how to start a glee club?

i begged my poor band teacher to start a glee club to make a difference, change things {next thing ill be changing is the retarded uniforms} any way, i also offered to assist him in running the glee club, so now im online asking .. what are the ropes of starting a glee club!?!?! what would i need what are the rules for compettition, where do i even find compettition .. is there a glee season like there is a baseball or footbal season? it wasnt a problem getting the girls to sign up, so far we have 17 girls!! but only 1 guy, and he CANT EVEN SING!!! but he can dance.. and hes extremely good looking, anyway.. how do i get BOys TO SIGN UP!!!???!

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110819165939AAGySty

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