Guess Who This Is?

The answer isn't: Lady Caca as Patti LuPone
The answer isn't: Patti LuPone as Lady Caca
The answer definitely isn't: Xtina (Xtina wishes!)

The answer is.....

JANE FUCKING WIEDLIN from The Go Go's!

I haven't been keeping my Google Alert's eyes on the ever-changing image of Jane Wiedlin, but when and how did this happen? When did Jane transform herself into the glamorous owner of a family-style Italian restaurant in The Valley who sings a Marilyn Monroe song on top of a tiny fake piano that doubles as the dessert cart to anybody who says it's their birthday?

This is frying my mind as much as peroxide has fried her hairline. No, of course peroxide didn't deep fry Jane's hairline. The piping hot beauty wafting off of her exquisite eyebrow situation singed her hairline until it turned into the consistency of French's onion strings. Oh, I don't know how to deal with the fact that in this day and age Jane Wiedlin no longer looks like she spits out pixie dust from her ass.

Here's The Go-Go's getting their star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame today. Afterward, Jane changed into a white dress and performed scenes from The Seven Year Itch for tourists in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/08/11/guess-this-is

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Banana Republic Rolls Out ?Mad Men?-Inspired Collection

Banana Republic’s Mad Men line hits stores today!
For those of you who can?t wait until Mad Men?s fifth season to return to television in 2012, you can dress the part now!
Banana Republic has just launched a clothing collection inspired by the popular TV series set in the 1960s, with the help of ...

Source: http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2011/08/11/banana-republic-rolls-out-mad-men-inspired-collection/

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SPOILER ALERT! New Study Shows That People Prefer Spoilers!

SPOILER ALERT: Spoilers referenced (below). Duh! How many people had The Sixth Sense ruined for them? How many of you knew Dumbledore's fate before you got to page 596?? How many of you had the secret of Keyser Söze's identity ruined in The Usual Suspects??? You MAY have been pissed off at the time, but a new [...]

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2011-08-11-new-study-shows-that-people-prefer-spoilers

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Faux or Fo? Real: Joe Jonas & Rihanna Hooking Up, a Dirty Dancing Remake & More!

Is Joe Jonas getting down with Rihanna? Is there really a Dirty Dancing remake? And did Sue Sylvester get cut from the Glee 3D movie? We set the record straight! rs_ms="http://mp.onescreen.net/u/a_mc/1001560/mi/2814380.xml";rs_mt="item";rs_br="2000"; os_frame_w=426;os_frame_h=276;ds_w=os_frame_w;ds_h=251;ds_plr="http://player.onescreen.net/1.6/0/MediaPlayer.swf"; writeObject("2814380");

Source: http://www.celebtv.com/faux-fo-real-joe-jonas-rihanna-hooking-dirty-dancingi-remake

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Khloe Kardashian's "Make-A-Wish" Lunch Date

Doing what she can to help out those in need, Khloe Kardashian made her way over to the Blue Table Restaurant in Calabasas, CA on Thursday (August 11).

The ?Keeping Up with the Kardashians? star happened to be tending to a "Make-A-Wish Foundation? request by having lunch with a young girl who has been diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis.

The charitable afternoon comes after Khloe and sister Kourtney spent the previous day at the Vera Wang boutique to get fitted in their bridesmaids dresses for fellow sister Kim?s rapidly approaching wedding day - which is scheduled to take place in Montecito on August 20th.

An excited Khloe tweeted, "Getting closer to @KimKardashian wedding! Time flies!!! So excited to see my bridesmaids dress :)"

Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/khloe-kardashian/khloe-kardashians-make-wish-lunch-date-533114

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Roseanne's Developing A New "Blue-Collar Family" Sitcom

Roseanne Barr is back, bitches, so you better not hate! Producer and star of the one of the greatest sitcoms in television history Roseanne, and now star of her own reality show Roseanne's Nuts, the woman knows how to make good tv so it's only natural that she makes a new sitcom for a whole new [...]

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2011-08-11-roseanne-barr-to-develop-new-blue-collar-family-sitcom-downwardly-mobile

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[ Singles & Dating ] Open Question : Whats the best way to win my girlfriends heart back?

Its not like I gave her AIDS or something that isn?t going to go away. For her to sit there and be upset at me, because I didn?t make her more aware is really unfair. I as a man made the conscious decision in our own best interest, not to disclose the crabs. I knew that since I was the best she ever had, that she was going to want to do it anyway so why waste time with semantics? Its not like I even gave her a real venereal disease its just crabs. Venereal disease has more to do with your blood and stuff, where as crabs are nothing more than insects; Nothing a dose of head and shoulders and a comb can?t take care of. Me and my girlfriend recently hit the skids and I want to get her back. To me she is being pretty irrational about a minor subject. She was pissed at me because I gave her crabs. She is the one that told me it was the best sex of her life so its not like I?m just making it up. I think that me giving her the best sex of her life should outweigh the fact that I gave her crabs. I am not exactly sure how I got crabs, it may be from using the public restrooms, when we took her niece to Chuck E Cheese for her 5th birthday. She is acting as though she is skeptical about that, I really don't even think it should matter how I got them. Am I out of line to expect her to stop ignoring my phone calls?

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110811125909AApe1bf

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