Walmart Can't Handle Sandy McMillin's Bikini Body

Looking like she just fell off of the cover of the People of Walmart: Swimsuit Edition, Beverly McClellan Sandy McMillin displayed her rollbacks and more in a bikini top when she sashayed into a Walmart in Eugene, Oregon to buy chips, sour cream (no comment) and coffee creamer. The temperature was in the 90s and so Sandy wanted most of her skin touched by the freezing air shooting out of Walmart's vents. But Sandy wasn't even there for a few minutes when a Walmart employee let her know that they weren't going to let her sessy bikini body be great. Yes, because we all know Walmart is the epitome of decorum.

Are we really going to pretend that you can't find exposed back cleavage next to bacon bits and a bare Homer Simpson faced torso next to pork rinds at almost any Walmart? Apparently, we are, because Walmart did kick Sandy out for showing too much. Sandy put it like this to Komo News:

"I was horrified. I am embarrassed....It's wrong. If you don't like the way someone looks, don't look at them....I hadn't done anything obnoxious or outlandish."

A spokeswhore for Walmart says that isn't true and and that several customers complained that Sandy brought the bitch on them by verbally abusing them. Sandy denies screaming at customers and says Walmart simply excused her beauty.

Okay, if you can't display your sloppy side tit and bloated gut at Walmart, where can you?! And since when is turning into a manic tornado of crazy in the aisles not allowed at Walmart? My ass was under the impression that you'd get kicked out of Walmart if you don't flash your fupa and act like a crazy person. What is happening to Walmart? What is happening to our America?

via HuffPo (Thanks Beth)

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/07/28/walmart-cant-handle-sandy-mcmillins-bikini-body

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Lauryn Hill Gives Birth to Sixth Child

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It’s been kind of a hectic week for Lauryn Hill. Over the weekend, she gave birth to her sixth child, a boy. Meanwhile, however, the suspected (although unconfirmed) father of the child, Rohan Marley, has reportedly dumped Hill for a Brazilian supermodel. Ouch!

Hill and Marley have been dating for quite some time, and he is the father of her other five children. Still, the two have never been married and Marley’s relationship status on MySpace has remained “single.” Marley hasn’t exactly denied his relationship with Isabeli Fontana – on his Twitter, he retweeted a post she had written, “I’m in love with @Romarley’s heart.” Hmm, sounds sketchy.

As for whether he had left Hill, however, Marley tweeted (is “tweeting” the new “interview”?) “Ms. Hill is the mother of my children, whom I have a tremendous amount of love and respect for. I would never do that.” (Do what, leave her? It’s unclear). He continues, “The nature of our relationship is something we don’t expect people who spread gossip for a living to fully understand.”

Saturday’s birth for Hill was not without complications, though – sources say that the child was delivered with the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. So far, Hill hasn’t confirmed who the child’s father is (Rohan previously alluded to the fact that he is not the father… Maury?), but is calling the boy “Baby Boy Marley.” So far, no full name has been released, either.

Interestingly enough, Fontana also has two children – one from each of her marriages (she is twice divorced). Her oldest shares a name with Hill’s oldest – Zion. Drama!

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Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/lauryn-hill-gives-birth-to-6th-child.aspx

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Harrison Ford Has A Feud To Settle

We had no idea the feud had gotten this bad, you guys… LOLz! Harrison Ford was getting ready for the Jimmy Kimmel show when a surprise guest showed up to talk to him — but it was too soon for forgiveness for Harrison! Ha! Check out the HIGHlarious video above for the showdown of the ages!!

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2011-07-29-harrison-ford-has-a-feud-to-settle

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Afternoon Crumbs

One thing I've learned from the new class of Faces of Meth is that meth makes you do fucked up things to your hair - Buzzfeed

Married life has given Daniel Craig that "three day bender" glow - Lainey Gossip

Skeletor should lease a few dick inches out to Enrique Iglesias - The Superficial

Kevin Smith presents scenes from The Westboro Baptist Hostel - Towleroad

ScarJo joins Betty White in the Breaking Marine Hearts Club - Celebitchy

CaCa Swan - Hollywood Tuna

Roll Jennifer Love Hewitt in lead paint, slap a plastic cat mask on her face and she'd practically be a Kardashian - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Elsa Ramon should take Glenn Beck's time slot since she makes about as much sense as he does (if not more!) - The Daily What

Shia LaDouche and his piece are totally having the "I have herpes" talk - Popsugar

Olivia Wilde in Nylon - Popoholic

Walking STDs still look like walking STDs even if you rinse them under some tap water - The Berry

Maria Shriver's son throws a "Yeah, that bitch Oprah preached that self-help shit to me all night too" side-eye - ICYDK

A "Who's the fat bitch now?" smack down brought to you by Kelly Osbourne - OMG Blog

Are we sure this child just isn't having a seizure brought on by severe diarrhea? - Videogum

If Katie Price lied and said she's trying to beat the world record for the most slaps to the face, more people would've shown up - Moe Jackson

Oh, Janice - Cityrag

Ian Somerhalder or a vampire Joan Jett? - Just Jared

Get it together, M. Bison - I'm Not Obsessed

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/07/28/afternoon-crumbs

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Beyoncé I'm a Huge Fan: A Photo Shoot With Nigel Barker!

Our I'm a Huge Fan: Beyoncé Knowles winner, Jasmine, is almost ready to meet her favorite celebrity, Beyoncé. First there's an amazing surprise in store - Jasmine is getting a taste of what it's like to be a superstar by posing for a photo shoot with America's Next Top Model's Nigel Barker! Jasmine undergoes a makeover at Warren Tricomi Salon before stepping in front of hot Nigel's camera. Modeling is not as easy as it looks, but Jasmine knocks it out of the park. Big thanks to Nigel Barker Studio, Intermix, Warren Tricomi Salon, and the Andaz Hotel. Watch Jasmine's amazing photo shoot with Nigel now and, in case you missed it, her Beyoncé "Run the World (Girls)" dance lesson in episode one. Check back on PopSugar tomorrow to watch Jasmine's big meeting with Beyoncé on I'm a Huge Fan: Beyoncé Knowles!

Source: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/popsugar/~3/pBBuTRbQQsQ/Im-Huge-Fan-Beyonce-Knowles-Episode-Two-Nigel-Barker-18477404

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Jesse James? Ex-Wife Janine Lindemulder Arrested AGAIN

Janine Lindemulder, adult film star and ex-wife to Jesse James, was arrested at her Texas home tonight, for harassment.
This just two full days after a judge granted Jesse full custody of their 7-year-old daughter Sunny, TMZ has learned.
This is nothing new to Janine or Jesse, as Janine was just arrested in January ...

Source: http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2011/07/28/jesse-james%e2%80%99-ex-wife-janine-arrested-again/

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Ryan Gosling Is Yallaw-Haired Now, But What The Hell Is That Tattoo On His Face?

No, Ryan Gosling is not on the set of the sequel to Joe Dirt. Ryan Gosling is shooting some movie in Upstate New York called The Place Beyond the Pines and he supposedly plays a motorcycle stunt driver or something. That doesn't matter. It also doesn't matter that Ryan bleached his hair til it turned the color of yeast infection discharge (I've been Googling again). There are more important things to discuss like that fake tattoo on his face. What in punctuation mark hell is the meaning of that thing?

Is an exclamation mark tattoo under your eye like the opposite of a tear drop tattoo? Instead of saying that you've made radiator paninis in prison and/or murdered the life out of a person, is it saying you're so excited so excited because you beat a murder charge? (Casey Anthony meet Kat Von D.) Ryan's face can never look like it's showing an emotion other than SOEXCITED, because his eyeball is always shitting out an exclamation point.

You know, I'm once again over analyzing a non-issue. It's simple, Ryan just wants to make a statement without saying a word.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/07/28/ryan-gosling-face-tattoo

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