These Two Trash Heap Whores Ended Their True Love Affair

Hazmat vans are patrolling the streets and the CDC has warned everyone to keep their genitals inside, because when Vanilla Gorilla and Kat Von D break up, the diseased trash is no longer contained and will spread. Cherubs have retired their arrows forever and seagulls are having a sad since their favorite couple to pick trash off of have ended their engagement after only humping the scab-covered smugness out of each other for less than a year. What I'm trying to say here is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SANDRA!

Kat Von D was supposed to start the journey in becoming Vanilla Gorilla's fourth ex-wife in a pre-divorce ceremony this summer, but he says it's not going to happen. Kat Von D will not become the fourth ho who VG fucks over by fucking anything with a tattooed labia. With VG living in Austin and Kat Von D living in L.A., their TRUE LOVE just couldn't withstand the distance. VG tells People:

"I'm so sad because I really love her. The distance between us was just too much."

And Kat Von D who collects a check for vomiting out her private shit on basic cable, asked everyone to respect her privacy.

"I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that."

"That's all the info I'd like to share"? Why didn't this busted wig-wearing skeezer make that vow a couple of months ago before she started going on about how Vanilla Gorilla is THE ONE and her TRUE SOULMATE who will be with her forever? Now the bitch wants to shut her mouth?

It's sort of poetic that Kat Von D and Vanilla Gorilla are coincidentally announcing this shit just a couple of days before the new season of L.A. Ink premieres. And in all the previews, Kat Von D goes on about how it's true love this time and she doesn't care what anybody thinks. I hope the producers have enough time to add a laugh track to that episode.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/07/26/these-two-trash-heap-whores-ended-their-true-love-affair

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Pee-Wee Herman Celebrates 25th Anniversary at Comic-Con

Among the plethora of panelists at Comic-Con today, one celebrity is celebrating a very special anniversary. Pee-Wee’s Playhouse premiered during the Saturday morning lineup on CBS in 1986, making this year its silver anniversary.

The beloved pop culture icon will greet fans on stage in San Diego for “A One on One with Pee-Wee Herman”.

He’ll talk about his Emmy nominated HBO special, The Pee-Wee Herman Show On Broadway, while also showing some clips. There will be a Q&A session with the audience, plus he’ll share his love for social media, and he’ll be promoting the show’s DVD release.

Here’s a clip from the show with Pee-Wee and Chairy sharing a special musical moment!

Source: Comic-Con.org, Photo: Comic-Con Geek

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Amy Winehouse, 27, Found Dead in London Apartment

 

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Pop singer Amy Winehouse was found dead in a North London apartment on Saturday afternoon, police sources report.  She was 27 years old.

The star had last spoken to her security team at 10am on Saturday, and she was found at 4pm. Police fear that Winehouse may have been dead for up to six hours before her body was discovered.

Winehouse had apparently been regularly seeing her doctor, to keep tabs on her battle with drug and alcohol addiction. She had reportedly seen her doctor Friday night. A source says, “The doctor was happy with her condition. When he left on Friday night he had no concerns. Less than 24 hours later she was found dead.”

The cause of death is so far being marked as “unexplained,” but speculation across the board points to a potential overdose. The singer very publicly battled drug addiction, alcoholism, and most recently cancelled a tour in order to get a grasp on her situation. However, a source says that “there were no empty bottles, syringes, crack pipes or anything like that” at the apartment.

Friends of Winehouse’s say that her most recent relapse in her battle with addiction came after splitting with her boyfriend, film director Reg Traviss. Sources say he “could no longer cope with her drinking following a series of blackouts.”

Winehouse rose to fame in 2006 with the release of Back to Black.  She won five Grammys in 2008 for the record and its songs. During her career, she received 58 nominations and 23 awards in total.

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Universal Presents ?Snow White? Cast at Comic-Con

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The film hasn’t even begun production yet, but Universal thought it’d be wise to showcase the stars and characters from the upcoming film Snow White and the Huntsman at SDCC 2011. The four main stars – Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron, and Sam Claflin – had director Rupert Sanders shoot a concept reel so that convention attendees could get an idea about what the film has to offer. The actors also posed for press shots.

Interestingly, in the promo photo of the dwarves, we see 8 – not the typical 7. What’s the deal with that?

Producer Joe Roth said that the goal with the movie was to make a definitive version of the story – something that the Brothers Grimm would be proud of. He said that the film would be the same “size, scope, and appetite” of Lord of the Rings – which comes out ten weeks before Snow White. Sanders, on the other hand, said he wanted to make a “war movie” – something on a massive scale.

Snow White and the Huntsman is slated for a June 2012 release, but so far much of the commentary is rife with skepticism. It is, after all, a fairy tale at its heart – can Hollywood pull off making a potentially/probably darker version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? What do you guys think?

 

Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/universal-shows-off-snow-white-huntsman-cast.aspx

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