Skeletor Wants You To Know That All Of This Is Available

Skeletor didn't lose all of his water weight by shedding out a single tear on the bones of sacrificed virgins when JLo announced that their marriage is as dead as the Dragon Tales Twins' ear drums when she lullabies them to sleep without the help of an auto-tune horn. Skeletor didn't seem sad at all when he performed at a concert in Bogota, Colombia last night. Skeletor let be known to ladies everywhere that if they've ever had an urge to sit their chocha on a Chinese Crested's always erect tongue but don't want to be charged with bestiality, he's available. Skeletor said this to the audience:

"They say I am a single man."

The Daily Mail says that everybody started cheering and clapping their hands, but only because they heard that's how you distract a zombie who is trying to sniff out the pure blood of an innocent in a crowd.

In other Skeletor and JLo news, Cuban actor, all-around hot piece and known man whore William Levy is denying that he's ever put his cock on Jenny from the block. There were rumors that after William was in one of JLo's videos, they had a down low thing. But he says it isn't so. And JLo's stylist Phillip Bloch says that he thinks the fact that Skeletor tried control JLo like she was Castle Grayskull is the main reason why they're getting a divorce.

"This is not a surprise. Marc is very controlling. In the beginning she liked that because he stood up to her, and in the early days he was very much in love with her and she was with him."

But back to the William Levy thing. I've heard that William Levy will stick his peen in any vagina you put in front of him (which is why I'm mad nobody has invented a life-like vagina strap-on that goes over the no no) and JLo was married to a man who looks like the Puerto Rican Gollum, so I'm sure they did it at least once. JLo probably just wanted to know what it's like to get with a dude who isn't so damn that skinny that when you stick your finger in his b-hole during missionary sex you poke yourself in the stomach. That's a total orgasm killer.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/07/18/skeletor-wants-you-know-all-available

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Bikini-Clad Katie Holmes Gives Tom Cruise a Big Kiss!

Katie Holmes was in her bikini yesterday to lounge by the pool in Miami, and her husband Tom Cruise stopped by to get a hug and kiss from Katie Holmes! The happy couple, along with daughter Suri, spent the afternoon getting sun and splashing around together. Tom was also spotted over the weekend channeling his Rock of Ages character Stacee Jaxx by rocking out shirtless on their room's balcony. Some lucky fans will get to see Tom's smooth moves in person - 5,000 extras are needed for a massive stadium scene at 1 p.m. today at Sun Life Stadium in Miami Gardens! Tom said playing a rock star is great fun during an interview with his costar Julianne Hough's boyfriend Ryan Seacrest last week. Tom said, "I?ve always loved music, but . . . there?s nothing like doing something yourself to give you a greater appreciation for what this art form is, and it?s fantastic.?

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[ Other - Environment ] Open Question : What kind of bug could this be?

We just got this very small, jumping, black looking insects in our home. I did research and still can not find out what type of bug this could be. This picture somewhat looks like the bugs we have but maybe a bit shorter http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/san-antonio/49320d1253394381-littl... If anyone has any ideas please feel free to write to me thanks! P.S. They were only in our bedroom then moved to our downstairs areas.

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[ Singles & Dating ] Open Question : Relationship issues- need help?

So in my relationships in the past, none of my boyfriends have mentioned any celebrity crushes. But recently, my current boyfriend brought up how he is attracted to Megan fox and Hope solo. I'm not crazy.. thinking someone else is pretty is normal. But I find it annoying hearing how attractive Megan and Hope are... I feel like I have to start comparing myself to them. Do a lot of men do this?

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Kate Hudson Hits the Beach With Big Brother Ryder as Matthew Bellamy Grabs Coffee

Kate Hudson left her newborn son Bingham Hawn Bellamy inside yesterday in order to visit Malibu Beach with her son Ryder. She's been out and about since the birth of her second child last weekend, including a Friday lunch date with both Ryder and Matthew. Kate also went along for a ride with Matthew in the afternoon. They visited a local Starbucks, but Kate stayed in the car while he ran inside to order their drinks. Matthew went the extra mile to explain the origin of Bingham last week, writing on Twitter that the moniker was his mom's maiden name and Kate's stepdad Kurt Russell's father's name.

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