Pimp Mama Kris Debuts Her New Pulled Pork Face

Kris Jenner got her face cut off, lifted and stitched last month just so she can look fresh for her main hooker's wedding on August 20th and she showed off the results while shopping at her store with a camera crew and Lara Spencer yesterday. Kris Jenner before looked like if Joyce DeWitt's mug shot got stuck to the front of Larry from Three's Company head, and she still looks like that but with a facelift and a winking nostril.

Seriously, this is why getting a facelift freaks me out. You go in with normal face and you come out with frozen face and a wonky nostril. Nose looking like it's doing an impersonation of Parasite Hilton and shit. That's not the look. Kris Jenner looked fine before. Instead of getting her face lifted, she should've gotten her brain lifted out of her ass.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/07/16/kris-jenner-new-face

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Spellbound Style & Cutout Catastrophes In The Best & Worst

By Leah Ornstein - Radar Style & Beauty Editor

From the red carpet of one of this summer's hottest movie premieres to the streets of NYC, Hollywood¹s hottest stars were dressed to rock and shock on Monday ­ and RadarOnline.com has all the photos.

Emma Watson continued her spellbinding Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 style streak in NYC.  First, the 21-year-old Brit made an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, dazzling in a Balmain mini and Christian Louboutin wedges.  Later in the day, she changed into a Bottega Veneta corseted gown, Giuseppe Zanotti platforms and Lorraine Schwartz jewels to walk the red carpet at the premiere.

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LeAnn Rimes experienced a cutout catastrophe at the GBK ESPY Awards pre-party.  The super skinny star, who loves tweeting bikini pics of herself, wore a body-baring white mini, which reminded us a little too much of Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman number!

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looked Harry Potter haute in Oscar de la Renta, while Lady Gaga wore another arrest worthy ensemble, dressing up like a sexy cop for the second day in a row.

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What other stars were dressed to rock and shock on Monday? Click here to find out.

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Source: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/07/spellbound-style-cutout-catastrophes-best-worst

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Idina Menzel Is Returning To Glee Next Season!!!

And apparently, this is NOT going to be like last time when she showed up for five episodes just to run off with Puck and Quinn's baby and never make an attempt to be a real mother to Rachel Berry! Apparently, she's sticking around AND getting a BIG ARC! When Lea Michele stepped onto the scene [...]

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2011-07-16-idina-menzel-glee-return-season-three

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Weston Cage Shaves Head, Shows Off Ninja Skillz

Weston Cage and his newly shaved head
Despite all the (self-inflicted) drama in Weston Cage’s life recently, he seemed to be enjoying attention from paparazzi and “fans” in the streets of WeHo Wednesday night.
Accompanied by his wife Nikki Williams and mother Christina Fulton, Weston led his leading ladies to BOA steakhouse where ...

Source: http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2011/07/15/weston-cage-shaves-head-shows-off-ninja-skillz/

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[ Injuries ] Open Question : Toe ran over by a tolder on a bike?

I work at a daycare and 2 days a go we were out side and some kids were riding on the trikes they were 3-5 yrs old and ran over my toe, I wad wearing flip flops which didn't help, but it is still swollen from 2 days ago its not bruised but hurts to walk or stand. It also hurts to ice it and sometimes hurts when I'm not doing anything. Any suggestions?? Thank you !

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110716165901AATo5ks

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'Princess' Kate's California Style ? All The Details!

By Leah Ornstein - Radar Style & Beauty Editor

Kate Middleton continued her North American tour over the weekend, rocking flawless fashion all over Southern California ? and RadarOnline.com has all the photos and designer details about her many looks!

PHOTOS: Kate Middleton?s Southern California Style

From the moment she arrived at LAX in a pale, grey Roksanda Ilincic frock to her final frugal fashionista Whistles look at an event with inner-city kids, the future Queen of England was dressed to impress every step of the way.

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She saved her most dazzling dress of all for the BAFTA Brits To Watch gala in Los Angeles, wearing a lovely lilac Alexander McQueen number, which was pleated to perfection and belted to flatter her slender figure.

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What was Kate?s best look?  Let us know what you think, by leaving your comments below.

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Source: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/07/kate-middleton-california-style

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