The Jokes Write Themselves: Fire At Courtney Love's House

Just like what happens to my brain nodules whenever I read a Courtney Love Tweet without making the sign of the cross first, her bedroom curtains caught on fire early this morning at her rented NYC townhouse in the West Village. Courtney could've easily made the fire put itself out if she blew more conspiracy theories about how the Sultan of Brunei (or whoever) spiked her coke with tiny wire taps and is now reading her thoughts, but she didn't do that.

Courtney, who is dedicated to being as messy as messy lets her be, tried to put the fire out with her hands! Don't worry the Oxycontin turns her hands into wet plastic noodles with no feelings, so it didn't hurt! A spokesperson for the New York City Fire Department said this about the fire to Radar:

"We can confirm that we attended a small fire at the location and the curtains were on fire. The owner had burns to her hands and refused medical treatment.

The fire was on the 4th floor of the building and the call-out time was logged at 1.52am.?

There really is a reasonable explanation for this! This is what happened. Using the makeshift meth lab (a faulty hot plate and an old Jiffy Pop tin) she set up in her bedroom, Courtney was melting a block of hard raccoon blood to use as ink to write a heartfelt (see: threatening) letter to Frances Bean on a sheet of gas-soaked human skin when Billy Corgan's face appeared in the curtains, causing her to jump and knock everything over. Boom! Fire!

Or maybe her aim is off and she lit the curtain instead of the crack pipe. That seems more accurate.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/06/23/jokes-write-themselves-fire-courtney-loves-house

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[ Singles & Dating ] Open Question : Considering Dating a pregnant girl, please help?

Hi to all that read/answer this question C= Ok so theres this girl in my psychology class who is the same age as me and pregnant. Her bf ditched her when she told him she was pregnant and I felt really bad for her because shes was in a mess, and still is in a mess. I dont know what to do because the ramifications of dating a pregnant girl seem a little daunting for me, the fact that ill have to look after him/her, but I mean I wouldnt mind it all to be honest, Id just like to hear some opinions from other people who have/havent dated a pregnant woman, for the girls out there, Im not a complete prick and I dont want to date her just to have sex with her, She just needs someone to be there for her because she seems so sad lately, but thats the problem you see, Do I want to date her because I feel sorry for her? She seems like my type, not that i have dated before, but I'v only got a week left to decide, plz, I would be greatful for any comments :) soz repost

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110624025900AAdrxqH

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Justin Bieber Takes a Tumble at Macy?s

It seems not everyone is a “Belieber” these days. Although 17-year-old Justin Bieber may be one of the hottest stars on the planet at the moment, there are some people who aren’t exactly his biggest fans. While promoting his first fragrance, … Continue reading

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Chani & Doug Christie Share Their NBA Experiences

At the Chocolate Sundaes All Star Event, Jennifer Tapiero talked to Chani and Doug Christie about who her favorite basketball player is and what it's like growing up around the NBA since her father played on the Knicks when she was a kid. Find out what Doug has to say about being in the NBA.

Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/chani-doug-christie-chocolate-sundaes-allstar-event.aspx

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Stephen Moyer Reflects on the Differences Between "True Blood," "Twilight "

True Blood and Twilight may both feature vampires and werewolves, but as True Blood’s Stephen Moyer points out the two are actually quite different.

When asked what he thinks of the current vampire craze, Moyer, who plays vampire Bill on True Blood, pointed out the differences between the teen world of Twilight and the adult world of True Blood.

“I think in the teen world, there’s a beautiful romance about that stuff. I believe this year the Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart characters have a baby. It’s this perfect romance, this perfect ideal,” Moyer said in an interview with the Los Angeles Times. “Ours isn’t quite as fluffy as that … our characters and the way that Alan works is, as soon as a character has a semblance of happiness, he digs a hole for them to drive into.”

Alexander Skarsgard, who plays vampire Eric on True Blood, had a slightly different take, calling the Twilight vampires “cute” and “adorable” in an interview with TMZ.

Though there are certainly differences between Twilight and True Blood, there are a lot of similarities as well. Both series feature telepathic characters, though in Twilight it’s a vampire and in True Blood it’s a human, and both focus on a human woman who begins dating a vampire only to learn that a good male friend (who is also in love with her) is a werewolf.

The fourth season of True Blood premieres on HBO on Sunday, June 26 at 9 p.m. The next installment of the Twilight saga, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1, hits theaters on November 18th, 2011.

Twilight or True Blood, which do you prefer?

Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/Stephen-Moyer-Reflects-on-the-Differences-Between-True-Blood-Twilight-.aspx

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 22nd!

Worried that she'd ultimately be unsatisfied on her wedding night, Kevin Jonas' wife Danielle took extreme measures to make sure he knew where everything was located. - MeowMeow

Runners-up:

I'll take What Elisabetta won't be wearing and what George doesn't want for $200, Alex - Jintess

"I'm just here for the buffet" - Rosie O'Donnell - Team Valtrex

Michelle Duggar's wedding dress should have been a clue as to what she was planning. - Vern

via Buzzfeed (Thanks to everybody who sent this in!)

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/06/22/caption-contest-june-22nd

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