[ Singles & Dating ] Open Question : i need advise about this boy!!!!!!!!!?

so he just moved on across the street and i think he is kinda cute! i met him once, but we didn't really talk, and i saw him at my neighbors house. i don't think i made a complete fool of myself, so hopefully he doesn't think im an idiot. so how do i talk to him, or get his phone number? he plays basketball and skateboards, and i do neither of those so what else can i talk to hime about? and he always has friends over and i dont know any of them, so that makes it weird. were going to different highschools, so im really only going to see him in my neighborhood. any advise would be awesome! and i know his younger brother and sister and they seem nice, so i cant really talk to him about his family because, well i already know them.

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110602205856AAD29YM

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OctoMom Will Have To Find A New Crooked Doctor To Stuff Her With Embryos

Paul Stanley's got some serious guns, right?

Wannabe OctoMoms in California who want to bedazzle their uterus with dozens of fertilized embryos have less than a week to do it. Because on July 1st, OctoMom's fertility doctor, Michael Kamrava (Reason #465 for why all Michael Ks are shifty sluts who are allergic to morals), will lose his right to practice medicine. The California Medical Board ruled that Dr. Kamrava "committed gross negligence, repeated negligent acts, and incompetence" in three cases including OctoMom's. One 42-year-old patient was diagnosed with ovarian cancer after IVF treatments and another 48-year-old patient had severe complications after she got knocked up with quadruplets.

People reports that California Medical Board declared that Dr. Kamrava should've immediately referred OctoMom to the nearest crazy house instead of overcrowding her womb. And because he didn't do that, OctoMom's psychotic gene tripled in size every time a baby was pulled out of her body. Dr. Kamrastein is guilty of creating a baby-hoarding monster.

Like a little thing calling "losing his medical license" is going to keep Dr. Kamrava from getting his embryo stuffing kicks. This sick ass bitch has probably already set up an underground fertility clinic in the studio apartment of a dilapidated complex located on a deserted block in the San Fernando Valley. He's got the turkey basters and mini fridge ready to go! Now he just has to post a Craigslist ad asking for willing participants for his human pregnant centipede experiment. Why did I go there? Excuse me while I wrap a straitjacket around my imagination.

(Image via Pacific Coast News)

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/06/02/octomom-will-have-find-new-crooked-doctor-stuff-her-embryos

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Justin Timberlake, Ashley Olsen Hooking Up?

Justin Timberlake and Ashley Olsen are rumored to be hooking up
Despite being recently linked to Olivia Wilde, Justin Timberlake is said to be hitting it off quite well with one of the Olsen twins – Ashley Olsen to be exact.
Well, it’s not like we expected Olivia and Justin to be exclusive, ...

Source: http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2011/06/01/justin-timberlake-ashley-olsen-hooking-up/

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Around the Web: May 31, 2011

Is Brangelina really going to get married, or are they simply fishing for publicity?
The Kardashian’s cover Katy Perry’s E.T. . . . because we know you care.
Creepiest Justin Bieber photo that I have ever laid eyes on. *Shiver*
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Source: http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2011/05/31/around-the-web-may-31-2011/

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