America's Infection Has Officially Spread To Italy

The Jersey Shore whores arrived in Italy today and moved into their villa in Florence to rest before they spew a layer of scab skin all over the city. The Situation brought the douchbaggery right away by looking like a retired Boca Raton guido who spends his days licking his lips at the girls in the park while swatting the flies away before they land on his skin to suckle the grease out of his pores. But what's more offensive than that is how the tourists and locals are gathering around to take pictures of these dirt barge skanks!

Don't they know that when faced with a pack of minotaurs, you're supposed to form a mob and chase them out of the city with your fists, stones, sacred prayer, splashes of holy water, flaming torches, big vocabulary words, Valtrex dust and oil remover. You're not supposed to take their picture! THAT ONLY MAKES THEM STRONGER! The same way posting pictures of them on a public forum does. Fuckme.

Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/05/13/infection-spread-to-italy

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[ Languages ] Open Question : Recommend an IPA transcribed dictionary\corpus?

I need an large free IPA transcribed corpus of any language. I would rather have a corpus of English, French, German, Italian, Dutch etc. It must be downloadable and as credible as possible. I tried to find stuff online but I didn't find any. I need something like dictionary.com transcription but downloadable. THANX!

Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110514115926AAFwcKV

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HBO Pulls Shows Out Of Syndication

Calm down - it's not Sex & The City. You'll still get to see those butchered within 20 mins of its life on your favorite basic cable network. No, HBO has decided they aren't making enough money off of having Curb Your Enthusiasm and Entourage in syndication, so they are pulling the series from being distributed [...]

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2011-05-13-hbo-pulls-curb-your-enthusiasm-and-entourage-from-station-syndication-will-continue-on-cable

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PHOTOS: Sexy Spring Bikini Babes!

By Leah Ornstein
Radar Style & Beauty Editor

These smoking hot stars have been busy steaming up the beaches this season, showing off their bombshell bods in barely-there bikinis.  RadarOnline.com has the hottest swimwear sirens of the spring in this special photo feature!

PHOTOS: The Sexiest Spring Bikini Babes

Like wine, Courteney Cox and Gwyneth Paltrow get better with age!  The Hollywood veterans both stripped off their designer duds and hit the beach recently, revealing sexier-than-ever bikini bods.

PHOTOS: Bikinis! The Most Ab Fab Stars In Hollywood

Young Hollywood hotties Cassie Scerbo and Ashley Tisdale both showed off their banging bodies on the beach, leaving little to the imagination in the skimpiest swimsuits imaginable, while Olivia Munn made waves filming a Carl?s Jr. ad wearing nothing but a teeny tiny bikini and rainboots.

PHOTOS: Bikini Wars! Sexy Stars Who Have Posed For Playboy

When it comes to bootylicious bikini babes, Serena Williams and Amber Rose scorched up the sand with their crazy curves, though skinny starlets Nicole Richie and Rachel Bilson looked just as sexy on the beach.

PHOTOS: The Best Booty?s On The Beach

What other Hollywood hotties have steamed up the shoreline with their swimwear this spring? Click here to find out.

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Source: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/05/photos-sexy-spring-bikini-babes

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Rosa Blasi, Eva LaRue, Melinda Clarke at the "Jock Itch" Book Launch Party

At the launch party for the book Jock Itch, Jennifer Tapiero talks to Lisa Ann Walter about how she knows the book's author. Crystal Reed talks about Teen Wolf, Melinda Clarke chats about the author's new book and why she's excited to read it, Kelly Hu talks about her favorite story in the book, Eva LaRue talks about supporting her friend's book, and Rosa Blasi talks about writing the book, what inspired her to write the book, and what her favorite chapter in the book is.

Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/interviews-at-jock-itch-launch-party.aspx

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