Prince Hot Ginge has just under 6 days to find the biggest belt buckle flask to wear with his uniform to Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding this Friday, because they have done the absolutely unthinkable: they have put a ban on all beer and hard liquor at the reception! WHAT?! HOW?! HUH?! WHY?! Kate and William want to keep pinkies up, so they have chosen to serve only fine champagne (no ANDRE allowed) in flutes and wine (I'm not talking rosé and 7-Up either). If the belt buckle flask doesn't work out, PHG better find a way to hook himself up to a portable feeding tube filled with vodka, but this shit is serious.
A source tells The Mirror that Kate and William think it's all kinds of not classy for their guests to down pints while surrounded by royals of the world. The source went on to say, ?There won?t be any beer. ?Let?s face it, it isn?t really an appropriate drink to be serving in the Queen?s presence at such an occasion. And while the younger royals enjoy a pint from time to time, neither Kate nor William is a big beer drinker so they decided to leave it off the menu. It was always their intention to give their guests a sophisticated experience and they have chosen the food and drink with this in mind.?
They want to give everyone a sophisticated experience?! Well, then they're already failing. A wedding doesn't get stamped with a "sophisticated experience" label until guests have seen the bride in her wedding gown fish a can of Bud out of a kiddie pool filled with bagged ice while balancing a paper plate of El Pollo Loco on the other hand. Trust me. I've been to a lot of weddings and nothing makes me feel like I'm at a real special affair like that image.
In other royal wedding news, the entire guest list has been released. It includes Posh & Becks, Elton John, Joss Stone (????), Guy Ritchie (you know Madge is pissed), Mario Testino, Ian Thorpe and Rowan Atkinson. While scanning the 10-mile long list, I tried to think who I should try to impersonate when I crash that shit to get a sip of gin from PHG's belt buckle flask. Would I make a more believable Monsignor Philip Kerr or Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn of Thailand?
Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/04/23/prince-hot-ginge-wont-be-doing-his-brothers-wedding
Source: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110423115927AAx5LQk
The emaciated Falcor and the man whore of Burbank have officially become more annoying than a tampon made of Brillo pads by partaking in a pre-divorce ceremony at their home in California today. You know, I haven't even tiptoed into either one of those Twatter accounts, because I just know it would be like drowning in nauseating smugness. I bet they even said "I Do" to each other through Twitter. And just as they hit send, that shit crashed, because the Twitter bird wants no part of this "won't end well" shit. Now, I'm currently at a rest stop between DRUNK and HUNGOVER, so I'm going to let People take it from here:
"LeAnn and Eddie were happily married today surrounded by their closest family and friends," the bride's spokesman, Rhett Usry, confirms exclusively to PEOPLE. "They thank everyone for their well wishes."
Country star Rimes, 28, wore a Reem Acra gown as she and actor Cibrian, 37, exchanged personalized vows on Friday in front of about than 40 guests, including Cibrian's sons Mason, 7, and Jake, 4, from his previous marriage.
The couple had led friends and family to believe that they'd been invited to an engagement party, but surprised the guests by tying the knot at the intimate ceremony held at a private home in California.
We all know how this is going to play out. LeAnn is going to poot out a baby with eyes as tiny as a baby fly's urethra. Seriously, eyes about the same size as the mail slot on the front door of a flea's house. That's when we'll all synchronize the clocks on our iPhones, because a quick minute later Eddie Cibrian will be on the cover of InTouch Life & UsWeekly Star with the mistress whore he left LeAnn for saying that he didn't have the tools needed to leave her the right way. Brand Glanville's karma cackle is already standing by ready to go!
Source: http://dlisted.com/2011/04/23/these-two-smug-ass-whores-are-married-now
Source: http://www.celebtv.com/khloe-kardashian-kast-kameo-ilaw-order-los-angelesi
Tina Yothers talks to StarCam about her role on Family Ties and whether the cast and crew of the show keep in touch.
Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/tina-yothers-at-the-tv-land-awards.aspx
Tina Yothers talks to StarCam about her role on Family Ties and whether the cast and crew of the show keep in touch.
Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/tina-yothers-at-the-tv-land-awards.aspx