Zac Efron Is Fuzzy

Zac Efron is softer than the newly grown follicles on a baby satin angora rabbit and prettier than a ballerina princess twirling under a glitter shower, which is why I've never really been into his ass like that. Too delicate. You just want to gently place him in a bud vase and sniff at him every now and again while you're brushing your teeth. But I'm paying attention now that he's glued some of Vanessa Hudgens' keepsake pubes onto his face and spritzed his pits with bottled body odor (Zac does not grow pubes and he definitely does not sweat). If you bang your head against the desk a few times, squint and hum the theme song to Magnum. P.I., Zac sort of looks like a Bel Ami bottom porn star channeling Tom Selleck.

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Coming Soon To SyFy - Piranhaconda!

Yes! YES! YES! First they brought us the glory of Sharktopus! Then we treated to our beloved Debbie Gibson and Tiffany duking it out alongside Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid! Now, SyFy has a new creature feature ready to blow our minds with its sophisticated CGI, thought-provoking, multi-layered screenplay, unprecedented acting skills, and a budget [...]

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2011-04-01-new-syfy-movie-called-piranhaconda

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Khloe Kardashian?s ?Dream Comes True??Scores The Cover Of Cosmo

Kim Kardashian may have a slew of magazine covers to her name, but her little sister Khloe just scored the first-ever cover of Cosmopolitan Middle East!

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The curvy star took to her celebuzz blog on Wednesday to share her excitement with fans.

?I am BEYOND excited to share with all of you my very first COSMOPOLITAN cover,? Khloe exclaimed on her blog. ?OMG!!!!!! This is honestly a dream come true! I died when I saw it.?

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The reality show star, who first saw the cover when she got off a flight to San Francisco with Kim and Kourtney, was shocked when the newly launched magazine approached her about the feature.

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Never in my wildest dreams did I think that I would be on the cover of Cosmo because I never knew it was an option.?

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?When they sent me the email to be on the cover I said to my publicist, ?I think you meant to send this Kim.? LOL. She was like ?No crazy girl! This is for you!? Not only is it such a blessing to be on the cover of Cosmo, but I am the FIRST cover girl for COSMOPOLITAN Middle East! What an honor!!!!! I?m honestly bursting with pride. I am truly blessed!?

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Khloe and Lamar, the latest Kardashian reality show is set to debut on April 10th.

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Source: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/03/khloe-kardashian%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%98dream-comes-true%E2%80%99%E2%80%94scores-cover-cosmo

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