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35-year-old Tiger Woods and his new 22-year-old girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnson, seen above looking like a joint art project between Proactiv and Faces of Meth, go way way waaaaaaaay back. Tiger knew Alyse long before she had fat-headed brows and the complexion of lasagna. Alyse is the stepdaughter of an executive at Tiger's sports management company. Tiger used to live next door to Alyse's stepdaddy for years, and so he's known her ever since she was a little girl. Alyse was a fan of Tiger's and used to make him good luck crayon drawings before his golf tournaments. And now 10+ years later, he's making sperm drawing for her! Ugh. That sounds like the happy ending of a To Catch A Predator fairytale book written by PedoBear.
One of Alysa's friends tells UsWeekly, "They had photos in their house of their family with Tiger, but Alyse never said she was interested in him!"
Tiger started slapping his Ambien peen on Alyse after her stepfather re-introduced at a New Year's Eve party.
Because the sideways fuckery of Hollywood has left me numb and desensitized, I'm not sure how creepy this is. Sure it's gross in a "Celine and Rene" kind of way, but it's not like Tiger kept the drawings in a special place in his basement and recently showed them to Alyse who noticed strange new Elmer's glue stains (smells like bleach and goat milk) on them. It's also not like Tiger recently got naked, grabbed a golf club, threw himself on a chaise lounge and asked Alyse to "draw him like one of her Crayon figures....for old time's sake" Okay, thanks to that last sentence, I'm convinced that this belongs in the CREEPY ASS CREEPY box. Ask Chris Hansen to inspect this mess when he gets a chance.
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It’s that time again: the weekend is almost upon us, which means more movies for you to check out! There are six to pick from this week, so let’s check them out.
First up, and possibly the most anticipated of the bunch, is Sucker Punch. Directed by Zack Snyder, this stars Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, and Jena Malone (who gets bonus points for spelling her name like mine!). This film is about Babydoll (Browning) who is institutionalized by her wicked stepfather and creates a dreamworld that helps her cope with her harsh reality. Determined to free herself, she invited Rocket (Malone), Sweet Pea (Cornish), Blondie (Hudgens) and Amber to join her in a fight against their captors.
Next up is the family friendly Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules. Starring Zachary Gordon, Devon Bostick, and Robert Capron, this sequel follows Greg Heffley (Gordon) and his older brother Rodrick (Bostick), who, during middle school, must deal with their parents’ misguided attempts to have them bond. This film was directed by David Bowers.
Out in limited release is the much-hyped Miral. Starring Freida Pinto, Hiam Abbass, and Willem Dafoe, this film was directed by Julian Schnabel. Miral follows a Palestinian girl (Pinto) who is brought to the Dar Al-Tifl orphanage in the wake of the Arab-Israeli war, where she forms a bond with Hind Husseini (Abbass), founder of the orphanage. Drawn into the conflict as she matures, a connection with an Israeli socialist opens a door to a different life for her. Like many films, Miral has had to deal with some ratings drama from the MPAA.
Opening in LA and NYC this weekend is Potiche. Starring Catherine Deneuve, Gerard Depardieu, and Fabrice Luchini, this film tells the story of a trophy wife (Deneuve) whose husband is taken hostage by his striking employees. She takes the reins of the family business and proves to be a remarkably effective leader. Business and personal complications arrive in the form of her ex-lover (Depardieu) – a former union leader. This movie was directed by Francois Ozon.
Also opening in LA and New York City is Peep World, directed by Barry W. Blaustein. Starring Michael C. Hall, Sarah Silverman, and Rainn Wilson (strong cast!), this film tells the story of four siblings who deal with rising tension during their father’s 70th birthday celebration. The youngest of the siblings penned a best-selling book that exposed the family’s most intimate secrets – hence the tension.
Finally, again opening in just Los Angeles and New York City, is White Irish Drinkers. This tells the story of two brothers living in Brooklyn in 1975, who are looking for a way out of their working-class neighborhood –they make a pact to rob a local theater on the night of a Rolling Stones concert. This film was directed by John Gray and stars Nick Thurston, Geoffrey Wigdor, and Stephen Lang.
Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/move-openings-march-25-2011.aspx
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen brought out their feathers and furs for an event at Barneys in NYC last night, and Ashley threw on another glamorous animal coat this morning. They were among many designers who stepped out to toast Vanessa Traina's Maje capsule collection, which she discussed at length with Fashionologie and at a later dinner at Caprice. Mary-Kate and Ashley have their own exciting news to celebrate as well, since they were just nominated for a CFDA for their work on The Row. They talked about their high-end line and being exposed to the fashion industry at an early age in April's issue of Vogue.

Her death was felt around the world, and Elizabeth Taylor's passing was especially hard for Elton John.
The ?Crocodile Rock? singer paid tribute to the late actress during his concert in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on Wednesday night.
John told the crowd that it was ?a sad day because today I lost a friend and you lost a hero,? also noting that they both were huge advocates of AIDS awareness and prevention.
Elton sang ?Don?t Let the Sun Go Down On Me? and stated, ?God bless you, Elizabeth. God knows how we?re going to replace you. This is for you and your beautiful memory and for all of the people you helped and saved.?
Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/elton-john/elton-john-sings-elizabeth-taylor-tribute-490547
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At the premiere of Jamie Kennedy's new TV show Uncomfortable, Jennifer Tapiero talks to Stephen Kramer Glickman talks about what it's like being friends with Jamie Kennedy. Michelle Epps chats about why she's excited for the new TV show, Dave Navarro dishes on why he thinks Jamie Kennedy is so funny, Darris Love talks about his red carpet fashion choices, and Chad Rogers chats about what makes him uncomfortable.
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