Meet Your New Favorite Housewife: Miami's Elsa Patton

Last night on Bravo, I caught a sneak preview of The Real Housewives of Miami. And while there were clearly seeds that will sprout into lots of drama between the ladies this season, there was clearly a standout when it comes to ridiculous, entertaining ladies: Marysol Patton's mother Elsa. Marysol describes her mother as a seer, and in the first episode, she goes by her momma's house to get some future insight into her current relationship. The 76-year-old speaks with a thick accent, and as she quickly explains when Marysol gets shy about talking sex in front of her:
"I'm a woman of this century, Marysol. I'm not a Victorrrrrian Laayyyyy-dy."
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Lady Gaga Rocks Madison Square Garden

She always bring her A-game when it comes to her performances, and last night (February 21) Lady Gaga gave New York City fans more than their money?s worth.

The ?Bad Romance? singer filmed the whole gig for an upcoming HBO documentary, and she didn?t leave one detail unchecked.

Upon her arrival onstage, Gaga shouted, ?New York City, did you guys come to party tonight? The Monster Ball will set you free.?

During her performance of ?Love Game,? Gaga stated, "My name is Lady Gaga, and I was born and raised in the unbreakable streets of New York City. Thank you so much. Tonight, I want you to forget all of your insecurities because I didn't used to be brave but you have made me brave, little monsters."

Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/lady-gaga/lady-gaga-rocks-madison-square-garden-478802

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Emma Watson: Clubbing in London

Kicking off her week with an evening of club-hopping, Emma Watson was spotted out and about in London, England last night (February 21).

The ?Harry Potter? hottie was joined by a few protective friends as she hit up Bungalow 8 nightclub. Earlier in the evening she spent some time at the Groucho Club.

As for her new gig as the face of Lancome cosmetics, Ms. Watson sounds like she?s ready to get started.

"It's so exciting, I can't wait to start shooting. Although I don't wear much make-up, I'm a big fan of Lancome products, especially their mascara."

Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/emma-watson/emma-watson-clubbing-london-478677

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PHOTOS: Bikini Birthday Battle! Paris Hilton Vs. Denise Richards

Denise Richards and Paris Hilton have more in common than their smokin' hot bikini bodies -- both bathing beauties share the same February 17th birthday!

To celebrate this special day, RadarOnline.com has pitted the beach babes, who are separated by a decade, against each other in a bikini birthday battle you don't want to miss.  Click the next sentence to see Paris Hilton take on Denise Richards in a bikini birthday battle.

Click Here To See The Bikini Birthday Battle Of Paris Hilton Vs. Denise Richards

Paris, who is turning the big 3-0, has always been regarded for her fat-free and fabulous figure.

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Never one to shy away from the sexiest bikini styles on the market, the bikini bad girl rocks her string bikinis, halters and monokinis to perfection, but how does she stack up against Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards?

PHOTOS: Bikini Babes At Every Age

We were shocked to discover that Wild Thing Denise is celebrating her 40th birthday!  The sexy thespian, whose rock hard bikini body has turned her into an international sex symbol, knows how to steam up the beach in scorching hot swimwear.

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Whether sunbathing in a skimpy bikini, or braving the waves on a surfboard, this hot mamma provides some fierce competition for the fairest heiress in America.

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Which birthday babe will be crowned RadarOnline.com's birthday bikiniqueen?  Click here to find out.

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PHOTOS: The Best, Worst & Wackiest Fashions Of The Weekend

From the red carpet of the Berlin International Film Festival to the magenta carpet of the NBA All-Star Game, stars were dressed to rock and shock over the weekend in the best, worst & wackiest fashions?and RadarOnline.com has all the photos.

PHOTOS: The Best, Worst & Wackiest Fashions Of The Weekend

Diane Kruger continued her Berlin style streak, promoting her latest flick Unknown. The beautiful blond hit the premiere on Friday, wearing a powerfully purple Chanel number with Gucci heels, finishing off the festival at the closing ceremony in a Grecian gorgeous Vionnet gown from the Spring 2011 collection with a Chanel clutch.

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Meagan Good was not an All-Star a la mode at Diddy?s bash over the basketball-infused weekend. The stunning star left little to the imagination, wearing shredded black nylons with booty cutoffs, a bra-baring sheer lace shirt and strappy thigh-high boots.

PHOTOS: Bikini Bad Girls! Trouble Makers Strip Down

And Steven Tyler upped the wacky factor on the magenta carpet of the big game, wearing a hot pink leopard shirt with embellished denim, a cowboy hat and sparkling sneakers.

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Ashley Green celebrated her 24th birthday in Sin City, dressed to thrill in a BCBGMAXAZRIA mini paired with Louis Vuitton pumps, while Rebecca Romijn looked beautiful in royal blue at the Global Action Awards Gala in Los Angeles.

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Tila Tequila continued her terrific fashion transformation, looking lovely in lace at the Ciroc Vodka NBA All-Star Weekend Party in Hollywood, where Kim Kardashian didn?t quite hit the high note, wearing a nightie like dress with thigh high boots.

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Who else rocked and shocked on the fashion front this weekend? Click here to find out.

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The Empress Of Lucite Has A New Toy (I Think)

The goddess who was created when Zeus threw a bolt of lucite at a mermaid rolling around the sand once again reigned over Miami beach today and blessed the beach with the sparks shooting off her exquisite lucite heels. Shauna Sand had a new Euro twink at her side one pap said it's her ex-boy-in-waiting Greg Knudson (but that thin stick of lean beef is definitely - NSFW alert - not this) and a different pap said it's her new fiance Laurent. Even though I'm a member of the Church of Lucite, I can never keep track of who is feeding frozen grapes to Shauna's nipples and spit shining the bottoms of her lucite heels.

The only thing I do know is that she always manages to find a piece that looks like a former member of a failed Euro boy band who now trolls upscale Palm Springs bath houses for old rich men to keep his fancy mullet fresh and his collection of designer sunglasses from outlet malls up to date. That young twink stallion looks like he's got Bel Ami tattooed in his ass crack and always keeps a traveler size bottle of passion fruit scented lube in his pocket. And I love that his beach pants say "lifeguard" when the only thing he'll dive into the ocean to save is a tub of body wax and a jar of pomade. The Empress always picks well.

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"Bitch, Your Pancakes Look Fine To Me!" Is The Line Of The Month


Happy Presidents Day to all my fellow citizens of the United States of America! On this special day, we should all give thanks to the presidents who worked so hard to give us the freedom to beat a bitch at a Denny's in Chicopee, MA over maple syrup. Abraham Lincoln truly believed that you gotta fight for your right to eat your pancakes with maple syrup! Really, what is it about Denny's that makes hos kiss their fists and brawl like they're auditioning for a CNN reporter position in Egypt? It happened in Oakland last Halloween, and it happened again at a Denny's in Chicopee. However, this one was totally justified. When a bitch asks you for maple syrup, you give the bitch your maple syrup. Maple syrup is SERIOUS! The description from YouTube explains it all for you:

The fight started when the couple realized that they had no maple syrup for their pancakes. They asked? the table over if they could have some of theirs because their pancakes wouldn't taste the same without the maple syrup and one of the two girls response was "bitch, your pancakes look fine to me!" And from there, all hell broke loose.

The clip above shows one douchebag re-enacting The Fighter on another douchebag while the one chick argues with the other like her boyfriend is not getting a brain damage special to the head. Homegirl obviously doesn't care that there's a chance she might have to spoon feed her boyfriend blended pancakes for the rest of his days.

Once Sugar Ray Pancakes is done raining on the dude with his fists, he grabs his jacket and is about to sashay out of there with his girlfriend. But the dumb little blonde bitches just couldn't let it be and they open up their yap holes and start talking sideways to the chick they denied maple syrup to. WRONG MOVE. Don't ever EVER ever screw with a ho who didn't get to finish her plate of pancakes thanks to you. There's nothing like a hongray woman scorned. This is what happens:


Damn. That bitch charged at those yappy little girls like they were maple trees and she was trying to punch the sap out of them. And then the other one just stood to the side patiently waiting for her turn to get a fist to the face. Let this be a lesson to you. Give a bitch your maple syrup or the entire Internet world will see your thong.

And I love how everyone in the place is just sitting around doing nothing. They're like, "I've got maple syrup on my table so I'm good."

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PHOTOS: Sneaky Sexy! Hollywood Stars Whose Bodies Are Underrated

Kim Kardashian and Megan Fox are two Hollywood stars known for their sex appeal, but there are a lot of stars who are just as sexy -- but don?t get the attention.

These secretly sexy stars are blondes, brunettes, Brits, Americans and they really have that secret something that makes them stand out in the crowd.

PHOTOS: Hollywood?s Most Underrated Sexy Stars

RadarOnline.com has a list of the most underrated sexy celebrities and we?ll let you in on the secret -- Amanda Seyfried makes the list, so does Ashley Greene and Rosie Hungtingon Whitely.

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Check out the gallery to get to know the secret sexy Hollywood stars better!

 

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