Afternoon Crumbs
Jennifer Aniston's wearing a ring on her hitchin' finger and you know that that means? Norman was buried with a matching one around his paw, obviously - Lainey Gossip
Hef's rotating harem of hos officially got a new member - The Superficial
Farting in a police officer's face is a laughing matter - Towleroad
I'll suck a warlock's nipple if Charlie Sheen gets a show on a network other than Public Access - Celebitchy
Keri Hilson's weave is growing a tail - Hollywood Tuna
Anne Hathaway is Bazaar - The Berry
Ugly Betty is Married Betty - Just Jared
STDs in the City (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Emmy Rossum thinks she's slick - Popoholic
Dear lion, you can Roy Horn that asshole and we won't be mad at you - The Daily What
This is what I looked like in junior high school (you decide which one I'm talking about) - Popsugar
Jennifer Garner's wearing your abuelita's least favorite house cleaning dress - ICYDK
Andrew W. Walker has nalgas and here they are - OMG Blog
JLo is still doing movies - I'm Not Obsessed
Rose McGowan's convertible is slutty, throws off its top without warning - Cityrag
Jared Leto assumes the position - Hollywood Rag