Afternoon Crumbs
One thing I've learned from the new class of Faces of Meth is that meth makes you do fucked up things to your hair - Buzzfeed
Married life has given Daniel Craig that "three day bender" glow - Lainey Gossip
Skeletor should lease a few dick inches out to Enrique Iglesias - The Superficial
Kevin Smith presents scenes from The Westboro Baptist Hostel - Towleroad
ScarJo joins Betty White in the Breaking Marine Hearts Club - Celebitchy
CaCa Swan - Hollywood Tuna
Roll Jennifer Love Hewitt in lead paint, slap a plastic cat mask on her face and she'd practically be a Kardashian - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Elsa Ramon should take Glenn Beck's time slot since she makes about as much sense as he does (if not more!) - The Daily What
Shia LaDouche and his piece are totally having the "I have herpes" talk - Popsugar
Olivia Wilde in Nylon - Popoholic
Walking STDs still look like walking STDs even if you rinse them under some tap water - The Berry
Maria Shriver's son throws a "Yeah, that bitch Oprah preached that self-help shit to me all night too" side-eye - ICYDK
A "Who's the fat bitch now?" smack down brought to you by Kelly Osbourne - OMG Blog
Are we sure this child just isn't having a seizure brought on by severe diarrhea? - Videogum
If Katie Price lied and said she's trying to beat the world record for the most slaps to the face, more people would've shown up - Moe Jackson
Oh, Janice - Cityrag
Ian Somerhalder or a vampire Joan Jett? - Just Jared
Get it together, M. Bison - I'm Not Obsessed