Afternoon Crumbs

I don't know how I feel about Emma Stone dressed like a fancy esthetician - Just Jared

Awkward is when your child daughter is taller than your cig-smoking troll of a girlfriend - Lainey Gossip

Whale blows rainbow (not another story about John Travolta's sex scandal, I promise) - Towleroad

Every Courtney Stodden video can double as a stay in school PSA - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Arnold Schwarzenegger?s got a muff on his face and for once in his life this one's not attached to a maid's crotch - Celebitchy

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield on Teen Vogue - The Berry

For the none of you who haven't seen Miley Cyrus in her chonies - Hollywood Tuna

Eva Mendes needs to stop dressing like she's Betty Draper - Popoholic

"What a surprise" said not one motherfucker - The Superficial

Teenage Mutant Ninja Kitties - Cityrag

Keira Knightley always looks like she's about to take the stage in an outdoor theater production of a Shakespeare play - ICYDK

Suri's "guuuuuuuuurl, that outfit" look says it all - Popsugar

And Charlotte's first words were, "Will somebody please turn off that annoying song already!" - IDLYITW

Thanks to Depends, Lisa Rinna really can do everything now without worrying about pissing through her pants - Celebslam

A bike seat wouldn't let Nicki Minaj's ass be great - Hollywood Rag

Jim Carrey really dropped out, because the world doesn't need more Dumb & Dumber since we've got Snooki & JWoww's reality show now - SOW

I will never understand why Bobby Brown's new wife has to cover up her titties, but his can go free? - I'm Not Obsessed

Source: http://dlisted.com/2012/06/20/afternoon-crumbs

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