Afternoon Crumbs
The new equation for a perfect portrait is scotch whisky wallpaper + ginge + fluffy chichi clouds - Hollywood Tuna
Ashley Greene and Gerard Butler are like bottom of the barrel version of Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio - Lainey Gossip
JLo's ass cheeks deliver lines better than she does - The Superficial
Neil Patrick Harris shows us what rich parents with too much time on their hands do to entertain themselves - Towleroad
Ashley Greene's full of tit sweat, or maybe she just hugged Gerard Butler? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Sarah Larson's bunk mate at the halfway house for George Clooney's old hos might be coming sooner rather than later - Celebitchy
The creator of Mad Libs is dead! May he _____ in ______ forever and _____ - The Daily What
Out of some Ambien and need to pass the hell out? Just stare at these pictures of January Jones with a yoga mat for about a second - ICYDK
Someone named Jarah Mariano is in lingerie - Popoholic
Kate Gosselin's former possum pal curls up on Beyonce's head for Dazed & Confused magazine - Just Jared
Backwards cap, wooden chain, white t-shirt and visible gut... Bradley Cooper might be playing KFed in a movie - Popsugar
Two words: homeless farts - OMG Blog
Nice to see that John Travolta's old wig is getting work - The Berry
If an ostrich tried to swallow Charlize Theron - Celebslam
I'D HIT IT! You could stick your peen in his double wide gap while he brushes (not that this gremlin sloth does) - Crunk + Disorderly
Those motherfucking dogs are eating the world's supply of gelato! - Cityrag
What in the pirate wench beast hair is going on with JHud's entire look? - I'm Not Obsessed
Vintage Lisa Edelstein - SOW
And the star of Playboy's beauties of the meth lab issue will be... - Hollywood Rag