[ Law & Legal ] Open Question : can i obtain a crime ref number for a crime that has nothing to do with me?
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The highlight from last night's season premiere of American Idol was Mimi's response to Nicki Minaj calling her a bitch under her breath (see: above) and the most beautiful sound I heard was the fart some dude pooted out during his audition. You'd think that a farting dude and a shade-throwing Mimi would take Idol's ratings up, up and away, but it didn't. 17. 9 million people turned on their TVs to watch Mimi and a Furbee in a wig go at it. 18 million pairs of eyeballs is a lot of pairs of eyeballs, but Idol still down 19 percent from last season. It was the lowest-rated season opener since its first season opener in 2002. Mimi would care about this, but she's too busy sipping liquefied money out of a diamond-encrusted platinum straw.
Deadline says that Idol won the night, but it won't win the week. That title will go to your memaw's favorite show NCIS. Almost 23 million people put their eyeballs on this week's episode of NCIS. This is the first time Idol wasn't the #1 show during its premiere week.
Because I like to torture myself, I watched all 2 hours of American Idol last night LIVE and besides the farting chanteuse (farteuse?), I couldn't tell you about one trick who auditioned last night. I don't remember one bitch's singing voice, but I do remember every roll Nicki's eyes did whenever Mimi opened up her mouth to talk about Mimi. Bitches were throwing the same catty looks that John Travolta and Tommy Girl throw during the Mr. Scientology Pageant. That shit isn't a singing competition anymore. It's not even a sad story competition anymore. It's a shade-throwing competition now. In other words, I LOVE IT!
But who's not loving it is Ryan Seacrest. Fox laid off Ryan's full-time anal bleacher so that they could afford Mimi's salary and look what it got them. NOTHING!
(Pic via Tumblr)
Source: http://dlisted.com/2013/01/17/mimi-and-nicki-minajs-diva-bitch-fight-did-not-bring-idols-ratings
Rarely seen without her little man glued to her hip, Hilary Duff and Luca Comrie visited a friend's house in Los Angeles on Thursday (January 17).
The "Lizzie McGuire" star looked cute in a beige sweater, multicolored scarf, and black pants while her baby boy clutched a blankie.
In addition to enjoying motherhood, the 25-year-old actress is relishing her role as a wife and homemaker.
On Sunday (January 13), Hilary tweeted a photo of her fabulous finds with the caption, "Rose bowl flea market loot! With @loveafineline @gnicholas412 what a day :)."
Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/hilary-duff/hilary-duffs-los-angeles-playdate-little-luca-792597
Jackie Christie chats with StarCam?s Jennifer Tapiero at the Real Husbands of Hollywood Premiere about that show spoofing her show Basketball Wives LA, why she?s proud to support Kevin Hart, how hot she thinks Ben Affleck and Jamie Foxx are, and the many projects she?s working on.
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Move over One Direction! Simon Cowell has signed a new band: X Factor?s very own Fifth Harmony. The teenage girls have lots in common with their boy-band predecessors. They were both put together by X Factor judges, took third place on their respective seasons and have a steady fan-base of X Factor viewers. Cowell described [...]
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Sadly for my childhood, Jim Carrey wasn't the only thing unequivocally banned from my house as a child. Nope, my mom had a long list of things on her "absolutely not" list. It's as if she wanted me to be an elementary school pariah who could only converse about The Babysitter's Club and the complete lack of nutrition in white bread. More
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