Lindsay Lohan as a Child in this Retro Video
Redheaded and freckled, Lindsay was peppy, optimistic, precious. It was her ...
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After weeks of barfing out a million denials covered in zesty sauce, Burger King finally admitted that if you ate a Whopper at one of their fine gourmet establishments in the UK, then you might've chewed on a ground up piece of the Black Stallion's nipple. Sarah Jessica Parker just stared in horror at her half-eaten Whopper and cried out "AUNTIE?!!!" before dropping it and galloping away.
When the grocery chain Tesco and a bunch of other companies found out that they sold ground beef with horse and pig in it, Burger King shook their heads no and swore on a bushel of the King's sweet potato curly pubes that all of their burgers are made with 100% beef. Even though BK's meat came from the same plant where the horse-tainted beef was found, they still denied it. But then BK did their own DNA tests and found out that yup, there's Seabiscuit in that shit. They pushed out this statement to The Guardian:
"Our independent DNA test results on product taken from restaurants were negative for any equine DNA. However, four samples recently taken from the Silvercrest plant have shown the presence of very small trace levels of equine DNA. Within the last 36 hours, we have established that Silvercrest used a small percentage of beef imported from a non-approved supplier in Poland. They promised to deliver 100% British and Irish beef patties and have not done so. This is a clear violation of our specifications, and we have terminated our relationship with them.
[The company was] deeply troubled by the findings of our investigation and apologise to our guests, who trust us to source only the highest quality 100% beef burgers. Our supplier has failed us and in turn we have failed you".
"The highest quality 100% beef burgers"? That is some charbroiled bullshittery right there. Who expects Kobe beef-like hamburgers when they go to Burger King? You know that when you go to BK you're going to get the wrong stuff between two buns (Side note: "Wrong stuff between two buns" is what's written on my medical file every time I go to the free clinic for a prostate check). I'm surprised that there's more than just horse meat in there. I eat too much fast food and every time I eat that crap, I know that I probably just ate a patty made of worms, subway rats and coagulated chicken jelly. They're allowed to call it beef because they get a cow to queef on it before they ship it off. I still eat it, it's still delicious and it still makes my butt cry for mercy on the toilet.
So yeah, if you've eaten fast food, then I'm sure you've wrapped your mouth around a big piece of horse meat before. You sick Equus bitch.
Source: http://dlisted.com/2013/02/01/brings-new-meaning-im-so-hungry-i-could-eat

Three new films debuted on Friday, but only one made into the top three. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters earned $19 million over the weekend, despite icy conditions that kept many East Coast folks at home.
“We got dinged a little bit with the weather on Friday, but overall we're pleased," said Don Harris, Paramount's president of distribution.Hansel & Gretel pulled in $25 million overseas, a respectable number for the film produced by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton star as the titular characters. Meanwhile, horror flick Mama placed second with a box office take of $12.8 million. Third place went to Silver Linings Playbook with estimated ticket sales of $10 million. Zero Dark Thirty fell from second place to fourth, earning $9.8 million its sixth week in theaters.New release Parker rounds out the list of top five earners with tickets sales totaling $7 million. Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez star in the film based on a popular novel series by Donald Westlake. Up next is Django Unchained, a fifth-week film that earned $5 million over the weekend. The movie starring Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Samuel L. Jackson has so far grossed $146 million. Movie 43, a film director Peter Farrelly calls “the best stoner movie in 30 years,” also pulled in $5 million over the weekend. Movie 43 features some of the biggest names in Hollywood, including Kristen Bell, Halle Berry, Gerard Butler, Hugh Jackman, and Kate Bosworth. Finally, Gangster Squad, Broken City, and Les Miserables round at the top ten with respective earnings of $4.2, $4, and $3.9 million. Two new films debut in theaters this Friday – Bullet to the Head and Warm Bodies. Do either has what it takes to wrest the top spot from Hansel & Gretel? Check back next week to find out!Source: http://blog.starcam.com/post/Hansel-Gretel-Witch-Hunters-Wins-Box-Office-Battle.aspx
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Staying busy up until the week?s end, Heidi Klum shot a commercial in Venice Beach, CA on Friday (February 1).
The 39-year-old supermodel rocked a leather ensemble as she joined a few models donning bright pink attire at a local skate park.
Miss Klum is taking her beauty all around the world and recently rocked the cover of ELLE Indonesia in an all-denim ensemble.
The mag tweeted a photo of the ?Project Runway? producer?s cover with the caption, ?The gorgeous model and entrepreneur @heidiklum rocks the denim look in #ELLEIndonesia February Issue. On sale today!?
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She?s taken quite well to motherhood since giving birth to son Leonardo in January of 2011, and now Penelope Cruz is reportedly with child again.
According to a source, the ?Vanilla Sky? actress and her husband Javier Bardem have been busy making babies as of late, and Cruz has her second bun in the oven.
Penelope previously gushed about her love for being a mom- "From the first second, you feel so much love.It is a revolutionary experience.?
?That's the best way I can describe it. It transforms you completely, in a second. Nature is very wise and gives you nine months to prepare, but in that moment, when you see that face, you are transformed forever."
Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/penelope-cruz/report-penelope-cruz-preggers-again-800392
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