Evening Crumbs

Tilda Swinton and her white jumpsuit from David Bowie's closet wins over all these trollops. As usual. - The Berry

FYI: Stepford Katie has not been turkey basted with a drop of L. Ron Hubbard's frozen load again - Lainey Gossip

Normally I'd be grossed out by snobby hos thinking they're better than certain pieces of trash, but in this case I'll slow clap for Beyonce instead - The Superficial

Does Obama take requests, because he'll have my vote if coos out his rendition of the Brian McKnight classic "Let Me Show You How Your Pussy Werks" - Towleroad

Claire Danes
looks like an old Fruit Roll-Up (flavor: menstrual berry) - Celebitchy

On a positive note...at least Mischa Barton got a job - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Carrie Underwood's cousin Sara Jean (I made that up) in Men's Fitness - Hollywood Tuna

The babies with memaw names trend continues thanks to Jack Osbourne - ICYDK

Mila Kunis' shiny coochie cutters remind me of the shiny silver shorty shorts I had in the first grade. I accidentally shit in them while in class one day. Children laughed at me. Thank you for opening that scar, Mila! - Popoholic

The film debut supercut, part II - The Daily What

This should be made into a line of toilet paper - Cityrag

Courtney Stodden being the natural and graceful swan that she is - Hollywood Rag

Couldn't Hillary Clinton bring out her velvet scrunchie (with the metal bead border) for an occasion like this? - Just Jared

Please tell me Jason Segel didn't go on the feeding tube diet - I'm Not Obsessed

Awkward kiss is awkward - Popsugar

Source: http://dlisted.com/2012/04/25/evening-crumbs

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