Evening Crumbs
Tilda Swinton and her white jumpsuit from David Bowie's closet wins over all these trollops. As usual. - The Berry
FYI: Stepford Katie has not been turkey basted with a drop of L. Ron Hubbard's frozen load again - Lainey Gossip
Normally I'd be grossed out by snobby hos thinking they're better than certain pieces of trash, but in this case I'll slow clap for Beyonce instead - The Superficial
Does Obama take requests, because he'll have my vote if coos out his rendition of the Brian McKnight classic "Let Me Show You How Your Pussy Werks" - Towleroad
Claire Danes looks like an old Fruit Roll-Up (flavor: menstrual berry) - Celebitchy
On a positive note...at least Mischa Barton got a job - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Carrie Underwood's cousin Sara Jean (I made that up) in Men's Fitness - Hollywood Tuna
The babies with memaw names trend continues thanks to Jack Osbourne - ICYDK
Mila Kunis' shiny coochie cutters remind me of the shiny silver shorty shorts I had in the first grade. I accidentally shit in them while in class one day. Children laughed at me. Thank you for opening that scar, Mila! - Popoholic
The film debut supercut, part II - The Daily What
This should be made into a line of toilet paper - Cityrag
Courtney Stodden being the natural and graceful swan that she is - Hollywood Rag
Couldn't Hillary Clinton bring out her velvet scrunchie (with the metal bead border) for an occasion like this? - Just Jared
Please tell me Jason Segel didn't go on the feeding tube diet - I'm Not Obsessed
Awkward kiss is awkward - Popsugar