In Case You Were Wondering......
You know that giant "Bitch, Please" you pulled out for the Jennifer Aniston fucking on Jake Gyllenhaal rumor? Check the bottom shelf at Costco for an even bigger one, because we're going to need it for this. Shortly after the people of Egypt erupted into a 2011 revolution rendition of "When You Believe," Lindsay Lohan took a break from trying to pry off the security tags from the jeans she just snatched and barked at her assistant to say some shit about it on Twitter. I mean, peaceful demonstrations?! Insert The Silver Fox throwing a "JUST STOP" face here. And LiLo's assistant or publicist or whoever went on:

CNN can stop their coverage now that the Christiane Amanpour of the crack house has spoken. And CNN can really REALLY stop, because Kim Kardashian also commented:

I'm surprised Kim also didn't Tweet: "And now they are free to watch Kourtney & Kim Take New York only on E! on Sunday nights! And they're free to buy my new fragrance Golden Showers by Kim Kardashian! AND they're really free to go to the party I'm hosting at LAX this Friday night. OMG! It's at the Luxor! They'll feel right at home. OMG!" Pimp Mama Kris Jenner is truly slipping.
And sadly, Snooki was meeting with the UN all day yesterday so she was unavailable to give her thoughts on Egypt.
(Thanks to Jessica and everyone else who sent this in)
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