Night Crumbs
....And then Goddess CoCo's eighth world wonder ass swallowed the seat whole. RIP seat. It's in a better place now. - The Superficial
Jennifer Aniston and the Rockabilly Eddie Munster are in Rome now and the biggest story here is that her legs are denim-less - Lainey Gossip
Kim Kuntrashian looking like a beat down Joyce DeWitt on L'Uomo Vogue - The Berry
I hate my eyes for telling me this was Khloe Kardashian and not Sofia Vergara - Popoholic
Bitch, put some pants on! - Hollywood Tuna
Derek Hough is totally making sexme eyes at the pool boy - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
What I'm taking from this is that RiRi wants everyone to think she's a size 0 - Celebitchy
It is way too late in the week for a picture of fetus abs - ICYDK
"Bondage" is grateful for this - Celebslam
FYI: RiRi is rocking Chris Brown on her lap and putting his binky back in his cry hole every time he WAAAAHs it out - Hollywood Rag
"Is that your strap-on poking me in the back or are you just..." - George Clooney to Stacy Keibler - Popsugar
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds went grocery shopping and didn't bring their own bags!!! CITIZEN'S ARREST THEIR ASSES! - Just Jared
And yet, Charlie Sheen's first time sounds more romantic than mine - I'm Not Obsessed
Jaime King's dress looks like every one of my Mac screensavers threw up on it - Go Fug Yourself
This kid knows - Videogum
I wish this was Charo, but it's obviously JLo - Cityrag
And thanks to J. Harvey for covering shit, including Lindsay Lohan being "exhausted" (read: hungover and pilled out), while I was off getting my teeth de-grossified at the Hazmat Dentistry.